IN MY RESPONSE TO WHAT YOU HAD WRITTEN, I deliberately put the word "original" in quotes, fully expecting this exact response from you. Additionally, YOU mentioned "the original Greek" which seemed to indicate that perhaps you would accept the Greek manuscripts as some basis for "truth". Like I said, I've already gone that route with you, only to watch you try to twist and squirm your way out of that as well. Same old Puck, I'm afraid.
Alright...then can you explain this
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
vs.
Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
So, the first is a frequently quoted passage of God condemning homosexuality
The second is his condemnation of adultery
Yet both demand the death penalty, so why aren't Christians who quote Leviticus 20:13 demanding the death penalty for gay people and adulterers?
Seems like picking and choosing to me
First of all, I NEVER said that so-called "Christians" don't pick and choose. I merely stated that I, personally, don't pick and choose. Additionally, although both you and Grumpy seem to be hung up on the topic of homosexuality, I have plainly stated, on more than one occasion, that I have taken a lot more flak for my stance on adultery than on my stance on homosexuality over the years. A LOT MORE. In fact, it's about 99.9% to .1% in favor of adultery(including flak from several of my own family members). Anyhow, BOTH practices are clearly condemned by God. And? As far as the "death penalty" part goes, that doesn't apply under New Testament teaching. In fact, in one of your disputed portions of scripture, the portion regarding Jesus and the woman caught in the act of adultery, some of this is rather apparent. Here's the account:
"Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground. And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee? She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more."(John 8:1-11)
A few things to consider. First of all, since this "woman was taken in adultery, in the very act", then it stands to reason that there was ALSO a man present there, RIGHT? Why then didn't the scribes and Pharisees bring the man to Jesus as well? Hmmm? They spoke of Moses' commandment...the very commandment that you cited which clearly pronounces death upon BOTH the woman AND THE MAN. Secondly, did you notice how the scribes and Pharisees said to Jesus:
"Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?"
?
You don't suppose that the scribes and Pharisees asked this sort of question because they were still reeling from Jesus' "Ye have heard that it was said by them of old...But I say unto you..." from the Sermon on the Mount, do you? In any case, here is another clear cut example where Jesus will alter the commandment of Moses to give God's original intent and NOT the "sufferings" to the hardened of heart. Did Jesus pronounce the "death penalty"? Of course, He did NOT and neither should any Christian. Jesus not only gave the woman an opportunity to repent(while simultaneously dealing with the HYPOCRITICAL SCRIBES AND PHARISEES), but He also forgave her and admonished her to "go and sin no more". Finally, many have taken it upon themselves to guess exactly what Jesus wrote on the ground with His finger. It is quite possible/probable that He either wrote the TEN COMMANDMENTS(and not just the one that the scribes and Pharisees were capitalizing on) that were also "written with the finger of God"(Deuteronomy 9:10) or that He wrote the specific commandment of Moses that the scribes and Pharisees referred to, thus exposing their HYPOCRISY for not bringing THE MAN "to justice" as well. I wouldn't be surprised if He took the time to "write" simply because THE SCRIBES, whose job it was to write/copy scripture, were present. Anyhow, I hope/trust that this answers your questions. This time, my "Good night" is for real. Take care.
PuckSR
9th December 2008 - 02:35 AM
---Puck has been drinking a lot of Jack and Coke
QUOTE
PuckSR: I figured that you'd respond with something along these lines(you're not the first person here to do so...what a tired response...). Fine. Then let those with the "competing interpretations" have a nice little debate and see whose "interpretation" actually lines up with scripture. What's wrong with that approach? Why, it's an approach that I've taken RIGHT ON THIS FORUM MULTIPLE TIMES. Where is your refutation of our own "splintering" from earlier today? You are clearly in the wrong in everything that I addressed of your *AHEM* "in context" quotes from the skeptic's annotated bible. Well? What say ye? Let's hear your defense. No, you won't bother, will you? It's much easier to crap out with this lame excuse of yours(and others), isn't it? Of course, it is.
Sorry...I think the entire bible is the compilation of 2 millinea of people with personal agendas altering the bible
Your own hubris is amazing though...
I would be willing to bet you couldn't name 10 famous Christian theologians, with half of them predating the Protestant Reformation
QUOTE (->
| QUOTE |
| PuckSR: I figured that you'd respond with something along these lines(you're not the first person here to do so...what a tired response...). Fine. Then let those with the "competing interpretations" have a nice little debate and see whose "interpretation" actually lines up with scripture. What's wrong with that approach? Why, it's an approach that I've taken RIGHT ON THIS FORUM MULTIPLE TIMES. Where is your refutation of our own "splintering" from earlier today? You are clearly in the wrong in everything that I addressed of your *AHEM* "in context" quotes from the skeptic's annotated bible. Well? What say ye? Let's hear your defense. No, you won't bother, will you? It's much easier to crap out with this lame excuse of yours(and others), isn't it? Of course, it is. |
Sorry...I think the entire bible is the compilation of 2 millinea of people with personal agendas altering the bible
Your own hubris is amazing though...
I would be willing to bet you couldn't name 10 famous Christian theologians, with half of them predating the Protestant Reformation
No, my dear friend, I haven't forgotten a thing. First of all, IT WAS YOU WHO FIRST MENTIONED AN "ORIGINAL".
QUOTE (PuckSR)
You don't seem to use any real methodology in your interpretation.
You use a translation of a text rather than the original. In fact, the only Christians I ever hear reference "in the original Greek" are the Catholics.
IN MY RESPONSE TO WHAT YOU HAD WRITTEN, I deliberately put the word "original" in quotes, fully expecting this exact response from you. Additionally, YOU mentioned "the original Greek" which seemed to indicate that perhaps you would accept the Greek manuscripts as some basis for "truth". Like I said, I've already gone that route with you, only to watch you try to twist and squirm your way out of that as well. Same old Puck, I'm afraid.
Original in my context was a reference to the original "Greek", not the original manuscript. i.e. Greek was the original language of almost every New Testament book
As far as twisting, where have i ever twisted or squirmed.
I have directed you towards books written by experts on the topic that you seem to want to ignore
QUOTE
First of all, I NEVER said that so-called "Christians" don't pick and choose. I merely stated that I, personally, don't pick and choose. Additionally, although both you and Grumpy seem to be hung up on the topic of homosexuality, I have plainly stated, on more than one occasion, that I have taken a lot more flak for my stance on adultery than on my stance on homosexuality over the years. A LOT MORE. In fact, it's about 99.9% to .1% in favor of adultery(including flak from several of my own family members). Anyhow, BOTH practices are clearly condemned by God. And? As far as the "death penalty" part goes, that doesn't apply under New Testament teaching. In fact, in one of your disputed portions of scripture, the portion regarding Jesus and the woman caught in the act of adultery, some of this is rather apparent. Here's the account:
This is actually interesting...
Science has clearly demonstrated that homosexuality is a perfectly natural behavior. In fact, it is common in almost every animal we have researched.
So, are you claiming that God purposefully created homosexuals with the desire to be homosexual despite personally despising the act? Isn't that a bit fucked up?
Derek1148
9th December 2008 - 03:14 AM
QUOTE (PuckSR+Dec 9 2008, 02:35 AM)
---Puck has been drinking a lot of Jack and Coke
Is that like a disclaimer?
PuckSR
9th December 2008 - 03:36 AM
I always like to inform any potential reader
Derek1148
9th December 2008 - 04:13 AM
Alcohol consumption can be a positive ingredient in creativity. Look at Ernest Hemingway. Certainly a great writer.
MjolnirPants
9th December 2008 - 05:26 AM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 9 2008, 12:14 AM)
MjolnirPants: Actually, according to God's Word, I'm part of "the Israel of God" that consists of both believing Jews and Gentiles. Anyhow, if you had a working knowledge of the Bible, then you would have been familiar with the following portion of scripture and others like it:
"And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils..."(Mark 16:15-17)
Jesus initially reached out to "the lost sheep of the house of Israel". You know, trying to save the supposed "saved" first. Ultimately, He instructed His disciples to take the gospel to the whole world. Take care.
So he wasn't limiting christianity to the Israelites, he was...
Contradicting himself...
After limiting christianity to the Israelites.
So even Jesus can't make up his damn mind. It's no wonder, I've always known the religiously inspired to be a bit wishy-washy.
So when am I going to get those quotes, you dishonest sack of shіt?

I'm waiting...
I have a feeling I'll be waiting a while...
...
...
Still waiting....
Sigh...
iseason
9th December 2008 - 06:50 AM
QUOTE (PuckSR+Dec 6 2008, 05:30 PM)
I have always been told that the bible is an excellent source of wisdom and ethics.
So here is my question.
Where in the bible does it say not to hurt people?
I don't mean murder, I mean cause grievous bodily harm...
Does it say anything about punching someone in the face?
How about going around kicking people in the groin?
This activity is obviously immoral, but what does the bible have to say about it?
I tried to search a couple of places, but I can't find anything about injuring or assaulting other people...
Judges 12:6 "Then said they unto him, Say now Shibboleth: and he said Sibboleth: for he could not frame to pronounce it right. Then they took him, and slew him at the passages of Jordan: and there fell at that time of the Ephraimites forty and two thousand."
That seems like unneccesary violence is encouraged
The answer is quite simple.
"Treat your neighbor as you would like to be treated."
This means that if you want to be kicked.....Kick
But if you want your brother, wife, daughter,son,father, cousins, Grandparents and friends kicked as well, the rule applies to them as well. See, nothing in the rule says that YOUR kick only comes back to you.
The person you kick is some ones brother, wife, daughter,son,father, cousins, Grandparents and friends. So the rule is universally fair. It says,"do you want this sort of world for yourself that you create for others".
Cheers
Iseason
Derek1148
9th December 2008 - 07:30 AM
Matthew 10:36 - And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Grumpy
9th December 2008 - 07:52 AM
newguy
QUOTE
First of all, I NEVER said that so-called "Christians" don't pick and choose. I merely stated that I, personally, don't pick and choose. Additionally, although both you and Grumpy seem to be hung up on the topic of homosexuality, I have plainly stated, on more than one occasion, that I have taken a lot more flak for my stance on adultery than on my stance on homosexuality over the years. A LOT MORE. In fact, it's about 99.9% to .1% in favor of adultery(including flak from several of my own family members). Anyhow, BOTH practices are clearly condemned by God. And? As far as the "death penalty" part goes, that doesn't apply under New Testament teaching. In fact, in one of your disputed portions of scripture, the portion regarding Jesus and the woman caught in the act of adultery, some of this is rather apparent. Here's the account:
I am so "hung up" on the topic because homosexuals are the new "slavery" in that society in general and "Christians" in particular are of the opinion that persecution of gays is "justified" by their religious beliefs. It is the right thing, morally, to stamp out this evil and, if your religion justifies it, to stamp out that immoral religion(and Islam for it's immoral teaching).
I also do not buy the epistemology of your convoluted explanation of what is and isn't a valid Christian precept from the Old Testament. A much more easily understood explanation is that the religious beliefs CHANGED due to man's having gotten it so wrong the first time(IE the OT was WRONG, in error, not moral but truly EVIL in many of it's teachings). The Bible is not the inspired word of a god, but the codification of the flawed philosophical beliefs of the men at that time. There can be no reconciliation between the Old and New after the fact. Jesus's teachings did not fulfill prophecy(there is no such thing in reality), it entirely REPLACED the OT teachings(that was a GOOD thing IMHO). And even though JC's teaching were an improvement and in some ways still good ones, he is 2000 years behind in others. The Bible is not, nor has it ever been, the ultimate moral authority, nor is any other book. Morality is and always will be a work in progress.
Are we more moral than the people of Biblical times??? You Betcha'!!! And often it is BECAUSE we have repudiated the morals codified in the Bible. Just as Jesus REPUDIATED the teachings of the OT re Stoning the woman. Stoning was a hard and fast OT precept("Do as I Command"), Jesus replaced it with the philosophy of do unto others as your INTELLECT informs you to do. This was JC's greatest philosophical contribution to man's continued evolution of what morals should be.
Grumpy
newguy
9th December 2008 - 09:28 AM
QUOTE (Grumpy+)
I am so "hung up" on the topic because homosexuals are the new "slavery" in that society in general and "Christians" in particular are of the opinion that persecution of gays is "justified" by their religious beliefs. It is the right thing, morally, to stamp out this evil and, if your religion justifies it, to stamp out that immoral religion(and Islam for it's immoral teaching).
Grumpy: More baloney. If you had any understanding of scripture at all(in other words, if you weren't so pig-headed), then you would easily understand that Christians don't "persecute"...self-righteous, Pharisaical, hypocrites do. There is so much to support this in scripture, but, since you'd much rather just make things up as you go along, I really see no more need to bother with you.
QUOTE (Grumpy+)
I also do not buy the epistemology of your convoluted explanation of what is and isn't a valid Christian precept from the Old Testament.
Of course, you don't. You wouldn't want to be bothered with the facts, would you? No, you'd much rather cling to your own bigotry. Isn't that correct? Sure it is. Your choice. Farewell.
iseason
9th December 2008 - 09:35 AM
QUOTE (Grumpy+Dec 9 2008, 08:52 PM)
Are we more moral than the people of Biblical times??? You Betcha'!!! And often it is BECAUSE we have repudiated the morals codified in the Bible. Just as Jesus REPUDIATED the teachings of the OT re Stoning the woman. Stoning was a hard and fast OT precept("Do as I Command"), Jesus replaced it with the philosophy of do unto others as your INTELLECT informs you to do. This was JC's greatest philosophical contribution to man's continued evolution of what morals should be.
Grumpy
Hi Grumpy.
While I agree with the above quote. I find history is underscored with "loose" interpretations of laws. Interestingly,Morals are usually the followers of laws, and rarely is it the other way around.
Why do we make a law for speeding?... Because it makes sense to us to do so.
But what enforces the underpinning attitude to the law to stop it from completely breaking down....(in this I am saying that it is not completely obeyed or broken).
Moral justification is a much greater force than any policemen. If You crash, I can point to a law which lays out the reasoning behind the law , it's consequences and Benefits. All morality supports a law.
It is true that we have a varying intrepation of the boundaries of the law, but it holds us all within it's boundaries because over time we all agree we should have the law.
The old testament and new were no different in this regard. But what was abhorrent or acceptable was very different because of the growth of the tool of morality .
There will never be a society whose judgment get's it just right. My fear is of the speed of information as it pertains to our making of laws and a morality that this invariably builds. Looking at the law makers.......I have my doubts.
Where before , the village chief tan affected a small community (Positively or negatively) The world couldn't be brought under one umbrella of morality/law. But now it can...and this is being done today under the same old rule...."might is right", "to the victor goes the spoils","Gather a crowd and then exploit it".
No Grumpy. There has never been a time to be more concerned about morality and it's future. You said there are a number of good laws in the bible. It seems in it's rush to crush belief,society will ignore the very long process of trial and error that gave us has already been trialed by fire.
Were the Pharisees any less passionate about the law? No they gave human judgment and sometimes exploited their office.
Are lawyers passionate about the law? Yes, but each takes an agenda to court.....That is to win.
Cheers
Iseason
Cheers
Iseason
newguy
9th December 2008 - 09:41 AM
QUOTE (BigDumbWeirdo+)
So he wasn't limiting christianity to the Israelites, he was...
Contradicting himself...
After limiting christianity to the Israelites.
So even Jesus can't make up his damn mind. It's no wonder, I've always known the religiously inspired to be a bit wishy-washy.
BigDumbWeirdo(so aptly named): Jesus never limited Christianity to the Israelites. That's just another invention of your sick, twisted mind. Enjoy it, if you'd like. For those who actually understand scripture, your twistings are of absolutely no effect whatsoever. Like it or not, the scriptures still teach that God even preached the gospel to Abraham(Galatians 3:8), way back when, and told him that "in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed"(Genesis 22:18). That "seed", my dear ignorant friend, is none other than Jesus Christ. As always, salvation is offered to those from "all the nations of the earth"...NOT just the Israelites, as you so mistakenly claim. Anyhow, knowing you to be dumb as a rock, I'll not bother you with any more scripture. Do say "hello" to Sapo for me, won't you? I just love how your girlfriend always seems to show up in my feedback whenever you're in trouble. Farewell.
MjolnirPants
9th December 2008 - 02:17 PM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 9 2008, 09:41 AM)
BigDumbWeirdo(so aptly named):
OH MY GOD YOU CALLED ME BIGDUMBWEIRDO!!!!! Whatever will I do? How will I respond? What in the world is happening here??
QUOTE
Jesus never limited Christianity to the Israelites.
Liar, I just quoted the passage where he does so yesterday. The fact that he later contradicted himself doesn't change this.
QUOTE (->
| QUOTE |
| Jesus never limited Christianity to the Israelites. |
Liar, I just quoted the passage where he does so yesterday. The fact that he later contradicted himself doesn't change this.
That's just another invention of your sick, twisted mind.

A sick, twisted mind that nonetheless operates with far more acuity and integrity than yours, you lying sack of shіt.

QUOTE
For those who actually understand scripture, your twistings are of absolutely no effect whatsoever.
Did you know most of my knowledge of the bible and theology comes from a pastor with a secular PhD in theology and a BA (or some other 4 year degree) from divinity school? I'm no expert myself, but most of my opinions about the bible are shared by the experts, no matter how much you wish that weren't so.
QUOTE (->
| QUOTE |
| For those who actually understand scripture, your twistings are of absolutely no effect whatsoever. |
Did you know most of my knowledge of the bible and theology comes from a pastor with a secular PhD in theology and a BA (or some other 4 year degree) from divinity school? I'm no expert myself, but most of my opinions about the bible are shared by the experts, no matter how much you wish that weren't so.
As always, salvation is offered to those from "all the nations of the earth"...NOT just the Israelites, as you so mistakenly claim.
WRONG!!!

I just quoted you a passage that contradicts that claim. Simply because the bible contradicts itself doesn't make one half of that contradiction non-existant.
QUOTE
Anyhow, knowing you to be dumb as a rock, I'll not bother you with any more scripture.
Why is it that people with an education always think I'm smart, and cranks/fundies/etc always think I'm dumb? It's like I piss these people off or something...
QUOTE (->
| QUOTE |
| Anyhow, knowing you to be dumb as a rock, I'll not bother you with any more scripture. |
Why is it that people with an education always think I'm smart, and cranks/fundies/etc always think I'm dumb? It's like I piss these people off or something...
Do say "hello" to Sapo for me, won't you? I just love how your girlfriend always seems to show up in my feedback whenever you're in trouble. Farewell.
I've already told him how you claimed that christians don't engage in sectarian violence. hehehehehe
I'll be sure to tell him you said "Hi!" too.
PS. I'm
still waiting for those quotes, you lying sack of shіt.
FGG
9th December 2008 - 03:43 PM
Wow!... The extent to which people will go to to delude themselves in order to bolster their belief above all others has always amazed me. How one belief in a non-existent entity is any more proper or correct or righteous then another blows the mind!
I'm sure there were people in Germany that felt just as strongly about the righteousness of the "final solution" as do certain individuals on this forum about their interpretation of the bible... There is good and evil in the bible, The evil has dominated and the "good" has cheery picked and rewritten/reinterpreted to suite their needs and largely allowed the evil to exist because it has supported the belief system in general.
What a load of crapola!
FGG
MjolnirPants
9th December 2008 - 03:48 PM
QUOTE (FGG+Dec 9 2008, 03:43 PM)
Wow!... The extent to which people will go to to delude themselves in order to bolster their belief above all others has always amazed me. How one belief in a non-existent entity is any more proper or correct or righteous then another blows the mind!
I'm sure there were people in Germany that felt just as strongly about the righteousness of the "final solution" as do certain individuals on this forum about their interpretation of the bible... There is good and evil in the bible, The evil has dominated and the "good" has cheery picked and rewritten/reinterpreted to suite their needs and largely allowed the evil to exist because it has supported the belief system in general.
What a load of crapola!
FGG
how very, very true...
Sapo
11th December 2008 - 07:37 PM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 9 2008, 04:41 AM)
Do say "hello" to Sapo for me, won't you? I just love how your girlfriend always seems to show up in my feedback whenever you're in trouble. Farewell.
Farewell yourself, creep.
If you haven't figured it out yet, I have blocked your Palmerton IP, so shop around for another proxy...
newguy
11th December 2008 - 07:46 PM
QUOTE (Sapo+)
If you haven't figured it out yet, I have blocked your Palmerton IP, so shop around for another proxy...
Sapo: Have you taken up drinking? I have no idea whatsoever what you're talking about. I not only don't have a "proxy", but I presently don't even know what one is(although I've heard GeneSplicer refer to them in the past). Additionally, I have the ability to view your website anytime that I want to from one of the laptops IN MY HOUSE(I just visited your site and I know, for instance, that BigDumbWeirdo became a father yesterday) and I also have the ability to view your website from any number of hotel computers that I log-in to WEEKLY due to my travels IF I BUT WANTED TO(it's really not on the list of my "things to do"). Anyhow, whoever it is that you've "blocked", it certainly isn't me. Just for the record.
EDIT: On second thought, perhaps you did block me as I can no longer access your site from my wife's laptop. No loss at this end. Anyhow, like I said, I have no idea whatsoever what a proxy is and my wife's laptop had nothing special done to it in order to access your site. Whatever.
P.S. I just looked up "proxy"...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxy_serverI only sped read it, but it doesn't seem to apply to me. We simply have two computers in our home, one desktop and one laptop. Perhaps GeneSplicer, the one I usually go to for computer-related questions, can tell me if my set-up constitutes as a proxy or not. If it does(and I don't think that it does), then it was nothing intentional at my end. GeneSplicer...???
Derek1148
11th December 2008 - 08:16 PM
I'll accept that as an apology.
newguy
11th December 2008 - 08:19 PM
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
I'll accept that as an apology.
Derek1148: Are you talking to me?
Derek1148
11th December 2008 - 08:21 PM
Yes. That was an apology, wasn't it?
Sapo
11th December 2008 - 08:23 PM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 11 2008, 02:46 PM)
I only sped read it, but it doesn't seem to apply to me.
Bullshit. I just blocked two proxy networks from anonymouse. Liar.
Masked Marauder
11th December 2008 - 08:25 PM
So... I am confused...
Old testament, good for what, a couple of thousand years, right?
Then JC comes along and we can toss all that right out the window 'cause the big G changed his mind, and started over again by hanging his son on a cross, torturing him, then in the end, taking his life...
But wait! there's more! the big G let JC come back! and it was good.
Then a Roman Emperor, who's name was what... Constantine, got a bunch of his homies together and by way of divine intervention or really good acid decided what would be included as scripture and what would be heresy at the Council of Nicaea and that is where today's bible stands, and replaces the old testament...
Is that a fairly accurate statement?
WOW.
I wanna a god like that... change my mind when I feel like it, and make my son pay for my mistake with the human race.... Obviously I screwed it up and someone had to pay...... Oh wait, I can't make mistakes... or if I do I can start over by drowning them like rats... or sacrificing my son for these idiot... I mean great human souls...
Did anybody ever figure out how the christians got sold on their religion? What ever it is they are smoking... I want NO part of it...
Whoa.
newguy
11th December 2008 - 08:28 PM
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
Yes. That was an apology, wasn't it?
Derek1148: No, it was not, as I've got nothing to apologize for. May I ask you a SERIOUS question? It seems rather apparent, from your posting history, that your line of work is somehow related to police work. With this in mind, I'm curious as to whether or not you REALLY lack discernment or, as I've supposed(perhaps I'm the one who is lacking in discernment this time?), is this just another manifestation of your "brand" of humor? I'd really like to know...I've always assumed that you're joking, but I'd like to know if I've been wrong. In any case, as far as a "proxy" is concerned, I did just go back and reread the Wikipedia article and it doesn't seem to apply to my situation at all. I simply have two computers in my home...a desktop in my office and my wife's laptop that works in any room via WiFi. The reason that I originally balked at Sapo's "Palmerton" comment is because I live about 55 miles from Palmerton. If my wife's laptop is somehow linked to Palmerton, then it is certainly news to me. Anyhow, I'd appreciate it if you'd SERIOUSLY answer my question. I think that you're joking...
newguy
11th December 2008 - 08:34 PM
QUOTE (MaskedMarauder+)
Is that a fairly accurate statement?
MaskedMarauder: Not even close.
Derek1148
11th December 2008 - 08:36 PM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 11 2008, 08:28 PM)
... is this just another manifestation of your "brand" of humor?
When a suspect is asked a simple question and responds with an elaborate answer, which includes reasons he might appear guilty, it raises suspicions.
And, you don’t like my sense of humor? At work it seems to be appreciated.
Sapo
11th December 2008 - 08:40 PM
Here, too!
newguy
11th December 2008 - 08:43 PM
QUOTE (Sapo+)
Bullshit. I just blocked two proxy networks from anonymouse. Liar.
Sapo: I don't know what "Bullshit" you're talking about, but my computer situation is EXACTLY as I've described it. Period. Like I said, I don't see how my situation is likened to a "proxy" in any way, shape or form. At the same time, I did PM GeneSplicer to see what he has to say about my computer situation in regards to a "proxy". Once again, I simply have two computers...a desktop in my office and my wife's laptop that works in any room via WiFi. Any ideas of me doing something special to access your site are totally unfounded. That's reality...I'll stick with that. Take care.
newguy
11th December 2008 - 08:50 PM
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
When a suspect is asked a simple question and responds with an elaborate answer, which includes reasons he might appear guilty, it raises suspicions.
And, you don’t like my sense of humor? At work it seems to be appreciated.
Derek1148: As usual, I can't get a straightforward answer from you. As far as MY "elaborate answers", as you call them, are concerned, being "elaborate" is NORMAL for me, as I have nothing to hide. Whatever you personally think of me(I've read of your accusations of me having a "Messiah complex", for example), I recognize that the God Who created the eye SEES and that the God Who created the ear HEARS. Why then would I bother to try to deceive any of you, seeing how my God will not be fooled? Certainly, you can understand such reasoning, can't you? Uh oh...there I go again, being "elaborate"...get the 'cuffs. Take care.
Sapo
11th December 2008 - 08:53 PM
Since I don't care whether you FOAD or not, I will explain my reasoning to others.
At about 2:34, I got tired of your camping here, and blocked the IP that resolves to Palmerton. I then made mention of it here. Within three minutes, another connection was made from a proxy server, two of whose networks are now also blocked.
The thought that there is someone else playing that kind of game at the exact same time that you scuff your toe and claim innocence is laughable.
Hypocrite and Liar.
Derek1148
11th December 2008 - 08:57 PM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 11 2008, 08:50 PM)
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
When a suspect is asked a simple question and responds with an elaborate answer, which includes reasons he might appear guilty, it raises suspicions.
And, you don’t like my sense of humor? At work it seems to be appreciated.
Derek1148: As usual, I can't get a straightforward answer from you. As far as MY "elaborate answers", as you call them, are concerned, being "elaborate" is NORMAL for me, as I have nothing to hide. Whatever you personally think of me(I've read of your accusations of me having a "Messiah complex", for example), I recognize that the God Who created the eye SEES and that the God Who created the ear HEARS. Why then would I bother to try to deceive any of you, seeing how my God will not be fooled? Certainly, you can understand such reasoning, can't you? Uh oh...there I go again, being "elaborate"...get the 'cuffs. Take care.
newguy,
You're taking this whole thing way too seriously. Do you think God cares if you use a proxy?
newguy
11th December 2008 - 08:59 PM
QUOTE (Sapo+)
Since I don't care whether you FOAD or not, I will explain my reasoning to others.
At about 2:34, I got tired of your camping here, and blocked the IP that resolves to Palmerton. I then made mention of it here. Within three minutes, another connection was made from a proxy server, two of whose networks are now also blocked.
The thought that there is someone else playing that kind of game at the exact same time that you scuff your toe and claim innocence is laughable.
Hypocrite and Liar.
Sapo: Well, since I'm neither a hypocrite nor a liar, I'll answer you FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT. My computer situation is EXACTLY as I've described. Perhaps, you should either GET SOME FACTS BEFORE MAKING UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS or, better yet, perhaps you should go see a psychiatrist for your paranoia or excessive self-worth. Like it or not, you're really not that important to me...at least not in the ways in which you apparently imagine to be. You really should get your head examined...you're living quite the delusion. Farewell.
newguy
11th December 2008 - 09:08 PM
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
newguy,
You're taking this whole thing way too seriously. Do you think God cares if you use a proxy?
Derek1148: As I've already stated, I didn't even know what a proxy was until I quickly researched it after Sapo's accusation, so a proxy is NOT the real issue with me. No, the real issue with me, whether or not any of you will ever understand it/believe it, is PEOPLE. When people make baseless allegations and seemingly TOTALLY BELIEVE SUCH BASELESS ALLEGATIONS...
Wouldn't you be concerned about such an individual/individuals?
That's the point. Sapo needs help...as do several other undiscerning folks around here. Take care.
P.S. What think ye of his desire for me to FOAD(F*ck Off And Die)? Maybe HE should arouse some suspicions? Nah, couldn't be.
Sapo
11th December 2008 - 09:16 PM
Everybody needs help but you? Maybe even most people? But not you.
Clown.
newguy
11th December 2008 - 09:27 PM
QUOTE (Sapo+)
Everybody needs help but you? Maybe even most people? But not you.
Clown.
Sapo: Any yet ANOTHER of your delusions. From what did you derive this opinion? Certainly NOT from my own words. For example, I've REPEATEDLY stated that the vast majority of my fellowship with God has come in the form of PERSONAL CORRECTION. And, THIS, means that "everybody needs help but me"? Like I said, get your head examined. The sooner the better...FOR YOUR SAKE. Your delusions don't negatively affect me at all...except in the genuine grief that I feel for your soul. You can have the last word. You've already left the path of reality...there's no need for me to continue. I'll only continue my conversation with you if GeneSplicer(or anyone else who is computer-savvy) can convince me that my computer situation is anyhow related to a "proxy"...
Sapo
11th December 2008 - 11:53 PM
What a complete fool you must be.
newguy
12th December 2008 - 01:52 AM
Well, since he gave me the "green light"...
QUOTE (GeneSplicer+)
Re:Computer-related question...what else, Today at 12:52 AM
Newguy,
Feel free to repost this, but Sapo is right to a certain extent.
Most ISPs use proxy servers to some level. You may not have a proxy per say nor do I think based upon your past technical problem with your website and all that you would know how to use a proxy off hand, but it is a really easy thing to do and use.
Sapo is blocking access to his site via people who are not logged in (anonymous access) from what I am assuming is your location.
The only problem with this is that if your ISP is a large company that services people in a large region with internet access, then the proxy server or servers they use could be anywhere in the territory or region they cover.
I hope that helps.
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Sapo: Although I admittedly still don't fully understand how a proxy works, AT BEST, it was something that transpired UNKNOWINGLY and UNDELIBERATELY(if that's a word) at my end. If your calling me a "fool" is linked to my lack of computer-savvy, then I'll gladly accept that...especially since I never claimed to be a computer expert. At the same time, your use of such terms as hypocrite and liar are still way off base. I hope that puts this to rest.
buttershug
12th December 2008 - 01:59 AM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 9 2008, 01:33 AM)
PuckSR: I figured that you'd respond with something along these lines(you're not the first person here to do so...what a tired response...). Fine. Then let those with the "competing interpretations" have a nice little debate and see whose "interpretation" actually lines up with scripture.
How do people come up with competing interpretations?
Why is it possible for them to do so?
God made both the Word and the reader, so why is confusion even possible?
newguy
12th December 2008 - 02:15 AM
QUOTE (buttershug+)
How do people come up with competing interpretations?
Why is it possible for them to do so?
God made both the Word and the reader, so why is confusion even possible?
buttershug: Here's ONE reason:
"Stay yourselves, and wonder; cry ye out, and cry: they are drunken, but not with wine; they stagger, but not with strong drink. For the LORD hath poured out upon you the spirit of deep sleep, and hath closed your eyes: the prophets and your rulers, the seers hath he covered. And the vision of all is become unto you as the words of a book that is sealed, which men deliver to one that is learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I cannot; for it is sealed: And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I am not learned. Wherefore the Lord said, Forasmuch as this people draw near me with their mouth, and with their lips do honour me, but have removed their heart far from me, and their fear toward me is taught by the precept of men: Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among the people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid."(Isaiah 29:9-14)
GOD will actually close the eyes of hypocrites...those who only honour Him with their lips, while their hearts are far from Him. That, my dear friend, is one of the major reasons for the schisms within professing Christendom. There are others...
buttershug
12th December 2008 - 02:43 AM
And how does one know if one is a hypocrite?
And most importantly if one were writing a book to be believed as the Word of God, one would put some along those lines in it. If it were not possible to write a false book with such an explanation it would suffice but you are using circular logic.
In fact I'm sure the Koran has something similar.
Do you really think there are so few who are not hypocrites?
And the part you quoted has an unclear antecedent. It uses "they" in the very fist sentence.
newguy
12th December 2008 - 02:46 AM
buttershug: Now it's my turn to ask YOU a question...
Have you ever even read the Bible?
If so, how much of it have you read?
Please answer those questions for me, if you would be so kind.
Thanks.
buttershug
12th December 2008 - 02:52 AM
Yes al of it but so what?
Give me a test to tell if it is the real deal or not.
I've also read the Koran. (have you)
I've only read a little of the Mormon bible.
So the test will have to pass the Bible and fail the Koran.
Let me change my question from how is it possible for so many different people to have such different views on the Bible to Why did God use such a weak explanation?
What about people who study the Bible from an age so early they wouldn't know how to be a hypocrite?
Derek1148
12th December 2008 - 02:52 AM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 11 2008, 09:08 PM)
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
newguy,
You're taking this whole thing way too seriously. Do you think God cares if you use a proxy?
Derek1148: As I've already stated, I didn't even know what a proxy was until I quickly researched it after Sapo's accusation, so a proxy is NOT the real issue with me. No, the real issue with me, whether or not any of you will ever understand it/believe it, is PEOPLE. When people make baseless allegations and seemingly TOTALLY BELIEVE SUCH BASELESS ALLEGATIONS...
Wouldn't you be concerned about such an individual/individuals?
That's the point. Sapo needs help...as do several other undiscerning folks around here. Take care.
P.S. What think ye of his desire for me to FOAD(F*ck Off And Die)? Maybe HE should arouse some suspicions? Nah, couldn't be.
newguy,
My question about God caring about one using a proxy was rhetorical. You're taking all this too personally. There is anonymity on this forum that makes any personal attack meaningless.
That said, I believe some of your interpretations are incorrect.
newguy
12th December 2008 - 03:11 AM
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
newguy,
My question about God caring about one using a proxy was rhetorical. You're taking all this too personally. There is anonymity on this forum that makes any personal attack meaningless.
That said, I believe some of your interpretations are incorrect.
Derek1148: Apparently, even after all this time, you still have no understanding in regards to "what makes me tick". "Personal attacks"? I couldn't care less about them. In fact, it would be a big stretch of my imagination to even consider ANYTHING that has transpired on this forum in the 3+ years that I've been here as a "personal attack". You should have been with me in the days when I attended church... Now, THERE were some PERSONAL ATTACKS. This, quite frankly, is child's play...I have a hard time even motivating myself to post here, anymore. No, Derek, my responses are NOT a defense of myself, as you might imagine. Rather, my responses are attempts to help those who are diametrically opposed TO THEMSELVES...whether they realize it or not. Additionally, I've never really been one for "anonymity"...I much prefer to "hide in plain sight". Most people here know my name...where then is the "anonymity"? Like I told you before, my God sees and hears everything that I do. I'm much more concerned about what HE thinks than any of you. Sorry...but that's just the way that it is. As far as my "interpretations" are concerned, feel free to offer a contradictory interpretation at any time. I'm always good for a chat...you should know that by now. Good night.
P.S. Was that elaborate enough for you?
newguy
12th December 2008 - 03:26 AM
QUOTE (buttershug+)
Yes al of it but so what?
Give me a test to tell if it is the real deal or not.
buttershug: As I've mentioned before, the purpose of "the book of the Lord" is to bring one into direct contact with "the Lord of the book". That, my friend, is the "test".
QUOTE (buttershug+)
I've also read the Koran. (have you)
No, I have not. I have, however, spoken to many Muslims who have. I've had extremely different responses...
I've had a Muslim break down and cry when I spoke to him about Jesus...
I've had a Muslim charge at me to pummel me...
I've had a Muslim challenge me to a public debate in the street where he could call down curses upon me...
I'll never die of boredom. Bet on it.
QUOTE (buttershug+)
I've only read a little of the Mormon bible.
I've never read any of it, although I have had Mormon's offer it to me(when they weren't busy giving me the finger as I was preaching on the streets). I have noticed, by the way, that all of the hotels that I've been staying in of late now include a "Book of Mormon" in the same drawer with the Bible.
QUOTE (buttershug+)
Let me change my question from how is it possible for so many different people to have such different views on the Bible to Why did God use such a weak explanation?
What about people who study the Bible from an age so early they wouldn't know how to be a hypocrite?
First of all, it's NOT a "weak explanation". I've personally met MULTITUDES of people that fit the description of the passage that I cited earlier. Anyhow, I said that was only ONE reason...there are plenty of other reasons, as well. I'm done for the night. Later...
Derek1148
12th December 2008 - 04:07 AM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 12 2008, 03:11 AM)
No, Derek, my responses are NOT a defense of myself, as you might imagine. Rather, my responses are attempts to help those who are diametrically opposed TO THEMSELVES...whether they realize it or not. Additionally, I've never really been one for "anonymity"...I much prefer to "hide in plain sight". Most people here know my name...where then is the "anonymity"?
So you're here to save us heathens. And unless your name is fact newguy, I don't know your name.
Derek1148
12th December 2008 - 04:19 AM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 12 2008, 03:11 AM)
Like I told you before, my God sees and hears everything that I do.
Does He also: See you when you're sleeping, and know when you're awake?
newguy
12th December 2008 - 11:47 AM
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
So you're here to save us heathens. And unless your name is fact newguy, I don't know your name.
Derek1148: I cannot "save" anyone, as salvation is of the Lord. Besides that, I really wasn't speaking of salvation when I spoke of those who are diametrically opposed to themselves. No, rather, I was simply referring to the types of individuals who have to use strawmen arguments, quote mine, make baseless/false accusations, etc. in order to convince themselves that they've either said or done something intelligent. As far as my name is concerned, it is Tom...that has been discussed in the past on this forum, as has my profession and my whereabouts. I've got a busy ten days or so ahead of me, so this might be the last time that I post on this thread for a while. Let me go check to see if I've received any "fan mail" elsewhere... Oh, I almost forgot...
QUOTE (Derek1148+)
Does He also: See you when you're sleeping, and know when you're awake?
Your sarcasm aside, Yes, He does. Out of curiosity, are you as sarcastic in regards to the professed Christianity of your own children(child)? Take care.
newguy
12th December 2008 - 12:27 PM
QUOTE (newguy+)
Jesus never limited Christianity to the Israelites.
QUOTE (BigDumbWeirdo+)
Liar, I just quoted the passage where he does so yesterday. The fact that he later contradicted himself doesn't change this.
BigDumbWeirdo: The "passage" that you "quoted" was in Matthew chapter 10...correct? If you had paid closer attention, then you might have noticed a passage that I cited to Grumpy FROM MATTHEW CHAPTER 8 when he and I were discussing Jesus' interactions with servants. Here it is, again:
"And when Jesus was entered in Capernaum, there came unto him a centurion, beseeching him, And saying, Lord, my servant lieth at home sick of the palsy, grievously tormented. And Jesus saith unto him, I will come and heal him. The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed. For I am a man under authority, having soldiers under me: and I say to this man, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it. When Jesus heard it, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel. And I say unto you, That many shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven. But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. And Jesus said unto the centurion, Go thy way; and as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And his servant was healed in the selfsame hour."(Matthew 8:5-13)
Here, Jesus contrasted the "great faith" OF A ROMAN CENTURION with the unbelief of Israelites...the so-called "chosen people". He went on to say that MANY Gentiles, those who "shall come from the east and west" will "sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven" or will be saved. At the same time, He also noted that "the children of the kingdom", DISBELIEVING JEWS, "shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth". This, my dear friend, is clearly stated ALL THROUGHOUT THE BIBLE, beginning with the book of Genesis. Just thought that I'd admonish you with THIS FACT one more time before you take your "revelation" to the world.
On another note, I understand that you became a father just the other day. Congratulations. May your son live a long and healthy life upon this earth. Take care.
Masked Marauder
12th December 2008 - 02:56 PM
QUOTE (newguy+Dec 11 2008, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE (MaskedMarauder+)
Is that a fairly accurate statement?
MaskedMarauder: Not even close.
So where am I wrong?
iseason
13th December 2008 - 07:24 AM
QUOTE (buttershug+Dec 12 2008, 03:43 PM)
And how does one know if one is a hypocrite?
And most importantly if one were writing a book to be believed as the Word of God, one would put some along those lines in it. If it were not possible to write a false book with such an explanation it would suffice but you are using circular logic.
In fact I'm sure the Koran has something similar.
Do you really think there are so few who are not hypocrites?
And the part you quoted has an unclear antecedent. It uses "they" in the very fist sentence.
Why limit hypocrisy to religion.....It is a human trait, not a religious one.
Science has also put forwards as truth what was known to be false in it's long history.
Politics (without religious connotations) IS the most hypocritical by far.
Communism.... Lost the plot first time out.
Commercialism got it right....They said they were having you on to begin with..(they just forget to remind you of it regularly)
Racism.....reversed constantly."please acknowledge me as an underprivileged group" SO I CAN BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU WITH IT.
In fact....If you can name it and it has any human connection...I can show you it's hypocrisy.
It's called patch protection.
For the Christians arguing here....No better...Still human...Pharisees dressed up as Lambs. Jesus introduced a methodology of reasoning rather than blind argument.Quoting scriptures is very bad form if it is based in super spiritualism.
He never elaborated enough on most of his statements to cover a subject completely...For Example.
"you must be born again"
This scripture is IMHO the most misrepresented piece of writing in the bible. Jesus asked if the teacher new the meaning . When he did not , he told him to go and learn the meaning.
The next we hear is that everyone is an expert on the subject. Paul was the most vocal writer we have on the subject after Jesus was gone.I have some real dispute with Paul. Some things are clear about humans when we look at the animal closely.
Just like the Tiger, One cannot leave the stripes on the last tree. Paul was a Pharisee. He continued to walk , talk and squawk like a Pharisee. He proposed more new laws than Jesus ever removed. So instead of a great freedom, Paul brought a greater oppression.
Many say the bible is "God Breathed". I happen to agree that it is. But I can say with conviction , that this does not remove the ability of human hypocrisy entering into it's covers. My firm belief from a life of discovery is that NOT preventing Man from expressing his avarice is PRECISELY what the bible is supposed to do.
"God breathed" is a term which appears to mean that GOD approved and edited the bible before it went to print. Unfortunately God seemed to stop doing this conveniently 2000 years ago. Either this or "patch protection" says that the early church decided that it was a complete work because Jesus was due back any minute. Whatever the reason, A human decision was made to lock out God from imparting "biblical" wisdom for the next 2000 years....Doesn't sound like the God of the testament.
I heard, hear God's wisdom imparted constantly in modern day churches. Unfortunately the clamor towards the "miracles " prevents it from being realistic. You can guarantee a collection of sermons which include DEVILS,ANGELS,LAYING OF HANDS,TALKING IN TONGUES....These subjects sell.....So they are not to be left out of a sermon.
But you will find it was Paul, not Jesus who spent time worrying and talking about them.......In fact , because some one else wrote the books, It is hearsay that he spent any time at all on them . Even then , the likelihood that he was misquoted was very high.
In any event, I much prefer to worry about the wisdom that the book has to offer and let the simple minded worry about what is wrong with it . You can't separate religion past from history and so the two are connected....No win to that argument. But you can add the pool of reason and modern knowledge to the wisdom that it does contain and come out a winner....is it God breathed?
Jesus said "you are Gods". If you change the apostrophe, you change the statement.
"you are Gods".............You are deities
"You are God's..............You belong to God
I can show you that the two are the same....But I really hate wasting my time.
Cheers
Iseason
newguy
13th December 2008 - 12:28 PM
QUOTE (MaskedMaruader+)
So where am I wrong?
MaskedMarauder: Well, since you asked...
QUOTE (MaskedMaruader+)
So... I am confused...