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Empress Palpatine
So what is up with this?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25284886/

Can this be real?
kjw
this is a good read

independent investigation of complaint

DuzmA
That story makes me sick. Just think about how many children he has taught over his 21 year career.
Dr Fred A Wolf
QUOTE (Empress Palpatine+Jun 20 2008, 10:41 PM)
So what is up with this?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25284886/

Can this be real?

Well, even dad1 has to work. laugh.gif
TheDoc
QUOTE (Empress Palpatine+Jun 20 2008, 10:41 PM)
So what is up with this?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25284886/

Can this be real?


This guy is lower than pond scum.
Dr Fred A Wolf
QUOTE (TheDoc+Jun 22 2008, 06:20 AM)

This guy is lower than pond scum.

dad1 exactly. I'd burn 666 into his sicko forehead with a thermal lance, as merely a prelude measure before immensely painful castration via the 2 bricks technique.

mad.gif
TheDoc
Edit.
Dr Fred A Wolf
QUOTE (TheDoc+Jun 22 2008, 06:43 AM)
Edit.

Sorry Doc, this would only act as the most delicate introductory/preliminary measure to a decidedly excrutiating death senario, which I will outline here:

Stage 1: Will make him eat the remains of his crushed nuts, served in a gallon of Dave's Insanity Sauce.

Stage2: Weld his chokky starfish up with a 40 amp electric arc and force feed him 27 gallons of fermented Yaks urine.

Stage3: When he explodes his guts, throw the screaming remains in a bath of genetically modified super-ferocious (starved for 3 months) piranhas, and flambé to perfection with 'nam grade napalm.

Stage4: Call him names.

Stage5: Garnish with conc' Hydrofluoric acid..

Voila! smile.gif
Gehn
QUOTE (Dr Fred A Wolf+Jun 22 2008, 07:18 AM)
Sorry Doc, this would only act as the most delicate introductory/preliminary measure to a decidedly excrutiating death senario, which I will outline here:

Stage 1: Will make him eat the remains of his crushed nuts, served in a gallon of Dave's Insanity Sauce.

Stage2: Weld his chokky starfish up with a 40 amp electric arc and force feed him 27 gallons of fermented Yaks urine.

Stage3: When he explodes his guts, throw the screaming remains in a bath of genetically modified super-ferocious (starved for 3 months) piranhas, and flambé to perfection with 'nam grade napalm.

Stage4: Call him names.

Stage5: Garnish with conc' Hydrofluoric acid..

Voila! smile.gif

You're far too kind to him!

- Gehn biggrin.gif
Dr Fred A Wolf
QUOTE (Gehn+Jun 22 2008, 08:52 AM)
You're far too kind to him!

- Gehn biggrin.gif

Damn you critics. mad.gif
Empress Palpatine
Perhaps he should be frozen in carbonite, delivered to Jabba the Hutt, and fed to the almighty Sarlacc to be slowly digested for a thousand years!
kjw

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