Gehn
22nd June 2008 - 08:52 AM
QUOTE (Dr Fred A Wolf+Jun 22 2008, 07:18 AM)
Sorry Doc, this would only act as the most delicate introductory/preliminary measure to a decidedly excrutiating death senario, which I will outline here:
Stage 1: Will make him eat the remains of his crushed nuts, served in a gallon of Dave's Insanity Sauce.
Stage2: Weld his chokky starfish up with a 40 amp electric arc and force feed him 27 gallons of fermented Yaks urine.
Stage3: When he explodes his guts, throw the screaming remains in a bath of genetically modified super-ferocious (starved for 3 months) piranhas, and flambé to perfection with 'nam grade napalm.
Stage4: Call him names.
Stage5: Garnish with conc' Hydrofluoric acid..
Voila!
You're far too kind to him!
- Gehn
Dr Fred A Wolf
22nd June 2008 - 10:15 AM
QUOTE (Gehn+Jun 22 2008, 08:52 AM)
You're far too kind to him!
- Gehn
Damn you critics.
Empress Palpatine
22nd June 2008 - 10:08 PM
Perhaps he should be frozen in carbonite, delivered to Jabba the Hutt, and fed to the almighty Sarlacc to be slowly digested for a thousand years!
kjw
27th June 2008 - 09:49 PM
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