soundhertz
14th October 2006 - 11:48 PM
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Can you think of other such ordinations disguised as descriptions?
voluntary compliance because the Wizard 'trusts' us
the war on drugs to 'protect us from ourselves'
no-fault insurance to 'be fair to all'
inactivity fees to 'remind' us to make more money
packaging,packaging,packaging to 'keep it sterile'
welfare (remember the book "Pass the Poverty Please"?) as a 'safety net'
1,000,000+ words in the tax code to 'address every concern'
Business/Political doublespeak to 'be precise':
(this is a quote: "The rate of pay for the offices referred to under section 703(a)(2)[B] of the Ethics Reform Act of 1989 (5 U.S.C. 5318 note) shall be the rate of pay that would be payable for each such office if the provisions of section 703(a)(2)[B] and 1101 (a)(I)(A) of such act (5 U.S.C.5318 note and 5305) had not been enacted." Go ahead and post what you think this is and I will tell you if you're right.)
the proper rations of the '4 basic food groups' to 'live healthier'
necessity of credit cards for safe verification/non-monetary transactions (especially galling)
...siding with Bush to demonstrate one's patriotism
In all these cases, the stated reasons are not the actual reasons. That took about 3 minutes. Scary how many more at the end of an hour.
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Can you think of other such ordinations disguised as descriptions? |
voluntary compliance because the Wizard 'trusts' us
the war on drugs to 'protect us from ourselves'
no-fault insurance to 'be fair to all'
inactivity fees to 'remind' us to make more money
packaging,packaging,packaging to 'keep it sterile'
welfare (remember the book "Pass the Poverty Please"?) as a 'safety net'
1,000,000+ words in the tax code to 'address every concern'
Business/Political doublespeak to 'be precise':
(this is a quote: "The rate of pay for the offices referred to under section 703(a)(2)[B] of the Ethics Reform Act of 1989 (5 U.S.C. 5318 note) shall be the rate of pay that would be payable for each such office if the provisions of section 703(a)(2)[B] and 1101 (a)(I)(A) of such act (5 U.S.C.5318 note and 5305) had not been enacted." Go ahead and post what you think this is and I will tell you if you're right.)
the proper rations of the '4 basic food groups' to 'live healthier'
necessity of credit cards for safe verification/non-monetary transactions (especially galling)
...siding with Bush to demonstrate one's patriotism
In all these cases, the stated reasons are not the actual reasons. That took about 3 minutes. Scary how many more at the end of an hour.
Can you guess the nature of the ‘Wizard’?
"Colours I've none,
Dark or light, red white or blue.
Cold is my touch,
Freezing.
Summoned by name,
I am the overseer over you.
Oh, yes."
I. Anderson, from "A Passion Play"
coberst
15th October 2006 - 06:58 AM
QUOTE (soundhertz+Oct 14 2006, 11:48 PM)
voluntary compliance because the Wizard 'trusts' us
the war on drugs to 'protect us from ourselves'
no-fault insurance to 'be fair to all'
inactivity fees to 'remind' us to make more money
packaging,packaging,packaging to 'keep it sterile'
welfare (remember the book "Pass the Poverty Please"?) as a 'safety net'
1,000,000+ words in the tax code to 'address every concern'
Business/Political doublespeak to 'be precise':
(this is a quote: "The rate of pay for the offices referred to under section 703(a)(2)[B] of the Ethics Reform Act of 1989 (5 U.S.C. 5318 note) shall be the rate of pay that would be payable for each such office if the provisions of section 703(a)(2)[B] and 1101 (a)(I)(A) of such act (5 U.S.C.5318 note and 5305) had not been enacted." Go ahead and post what you think this is and I will tell you if you're right.)
the proper rations of the '4 basic food groups' to 'live healthier'
necessity of credit cards for safe verification/non-monetary transactions (especially galling)
...siding with Bush to demonstrate one's patriotism
In all these cases, the stated reasons are not the actual reasons. That took about 3 minutes. Scary how many more at the end of an hour.
That is a great list. It is somewhat freightening when one begins to list all of them
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