In order to be granted his inheritance of (100 billion dollars) Billy Bob Billionaire III must marry by the age of 30. Billy Bob learns this at the tender age of 29 years and 11 months. After a quick brainstorming session Billy and his advisors decide to place an ad.

The ad says: Become the wife of a billionaire within a month, apply here. They get thousands of replies.

With a bit of work Billy narrows it down to three choices by the end of the first week.

For the final phase of the contest Billy brings the 3 women together. In walks a beautiful redhead, a gorgeous brunette and a sexy blonde. Billy gives them each a million dollars and tells them to spend it however they want and come back in two weeks with the details.

The two weeks pass and the 3 women return to the mansion for their one on one interviews. The first is the blonde.

"What did you do with the money?" asked Billy.
"Well I took a private jet to Paris and bought tons of beautiful clothes for me and my girlfriends. I went to tons of beautiful clubs. I bought tons of cool jewelry, purses and shoes. I ate at exquisite restaurants every night. The we went to Milan and partied til the money ran out"

Billy acknowledged all this and said, "Thanks ... next"

In walked the brunette and Billy asked, "What did you do with the million dollars?"
The brunette replied, "I bought matching Ferraris for you and I. I bought us each a fine polo pony. I got two tickets on a round the world cruise for us. And I bought a nice little boutique winery for us to run"

Billy acknowledged her purchases and said, "Thanks ... next"

The redhead walked in and Billy asked, "How did you spend the million dollars?" She replied, "I bought you a 52 inch flat screen HDTV for every room of your house. I found a perfect 1966 Barracuda and a perfect 1974 Super Bee. I bought you a different Harley Davidson for every day of the week and had them custom painted. Then I got you and 3 of your friends the perfect 2 week golf vacation with private rounds at Augusta, Pebble Beach, Troon and Carnoustie all via a private jet and prime hotel rooms of course."

Billy ackowledged her purchases and said, "Thanks."

Which one of the three did Billy Bob marry? There is only one correct answer.

I know the punchline to be the overly male orientated "The one with the biggest chest".

Which is funny for about 0.1 seconds. Then you realise how shallow that is. Or am I just being a kill joy?