I figure that physics should not be the only discipline such a list exists for.
With that in mind, I am building a new crackpot list. This one will be for anyone supporting alternative medicine.
I plan on podcasting this list eventually, but would like to know if I missed anything.
Should a new list be created for other categories as well?
For what is it worth, enjoy.
The Crackpot Index – Alternative Medicine Version
A simple method for rating potentially revolutionary contributions to medicine:
By Gene S. of The Shallow Gene Pool (http://www.theshallowgenepool.com)
A -5 point starting credit. Any positive rating indicates level of crackpot.
- 1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false.
- 2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous.
- 3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent.
- 5 points for each such statement that is adhered to despite careful correction.
- 5 points for using a thought experiment that contradicts the results of a widely accepted real experiment.
- 5 points for each word in all capital letters (except for those with defective keyboards).
- 5 points for each mention of "Big Pharma", "The Cancer Industry", "The HIV Industry" or claims that imply such.
- 10 points for each claim that modern medicine is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence).
- 10 points for pointing out that you have gone to school, as if this were evidence of sanity.
- 10 points for pointing out that you belong to selective organizations whose membership is determined by IQ.
- 10 points for claiming that some form of alternative medicine cured you when conventional medical treatment failed. (10 more for emphasizing that you cured it on your own.)
- 10 points for claiming you have a revolutionary cure for a disease or diseases but giving no concrete, testable or verifiable sources of a legitimate nature.
- 10 points for claiming that any legitimate medical treatment with a similar sounding name, containing terms similar or procedures similar to the alternative medicine you support is support for the claims of your alternative medicine.
- 10 points for claiming to be more an authority in medicine than anyone questioning your claims even though you are not a doctor or similarly skilled physician.
- 10 points for arguing that a current well-established theory is "only a theory", as if this were somehow a point against it.
- 10 points for arguing that while a current well-established theory predicts phenomena correctly, it doesn't explain "why" they occur, or fails to provide a "mechanism".
- 10 points for claiming that your work is on the cutting edge of a "paradigm shift" or of such worth that it has been stolen from you by others. (10 more points if they became millionaires from such a theft. )
- 20 points for emailing me and complaining about the crackpot index. (E.g., saying that it "suppresses original thinkers" or saying that I am working for “Big Pharma”.)
- 20 points for claiming that the FDA has declared “war” on your particular form of alternative medicine. (10 more point for also claiming the FDA is actively spreading “disinformation” about your particular form of alternative medicine.)
- 20 points for every use of science fiction works, medical myths or medically erroneous claims as if they were fact.
- 20 points for defending yourself by bringing up (real or imagined) ridicule accorded to your past theories.
- 20 points for naming a prominent person in the medical or biotech fields or research who supports your claims. (10 more if the same person is claimed by you to have once had their researched stopped by the FDA, AMA, Big Pharma, etc.)
- 20 points for talking about how great your favorite alternative medicine is, but never actually supporting it by verifiable research form a legitimate source.
- 30 points for comparing those who argue against your ideas to Nazis, stormtroopers, or brownshirts.
- 30 points for claiming that the "medical establishment" is engaged in a "conspiracy" to prevent your particular form of alternative medicine from gaining its well-deserved fame, or suchlike.
- 40 points for claiming that when your particular form of alternative medicine is finally appreciated, present-day medicine, pharmaceutical, FDA, etc will be seen for the sham it truly is. (30 more points for fantasizing about show trials in which doctors, scientists, etc who mocked your claims or people who questioned your claims will be forced to recant.)
- 50 points for going to research sites or support site for diseases and chronic ailments and suggesting people so afflicted should use a certain type of alternative medicine. (10 more if it is a form of alternative medicine that you yourself use).