I’m sure the problem with the foundance of Windows Vista, is that its creators lived in a perfect world.
In this world, there were no beasties lurking in alleyways, or perverts try to glimpse a view of something.
In this perfect world, people were not only nice to one another, but were rich as well.
It’s the new way to go you know, we shall all be rich and perfect.

Windows Vista operates at no cluttered high speed rates of communications exchanges with reference to bits of information delivered.
Like a wildas*ed sports cars, that gets horrible miles to the gallon, its meant to function on high rate exchange nets, with no slowing down.

The problem with Win Vista, is that its also an artificially self intelligent operating system, with some of the features that its functioning cousin, Longhorn has. But this is not purported as part of the release package.

Ha ha ha’ I know this sounds crazy to anyone reading this vignette, however you must bond with the system before using it.
I mean this is crazy c’mon, you have to have beans in your ears!

No’ this is true. Very much so. The markers are there with the system more than anticipating what your every next move will be, coming on all by itself at night and other little quirks, which tell, “Indeed, I am Win Vista, I’m alive, please hold me and love me”!

In slower states of internet relays, where Win Vista reaches blocks such as firewall filtering, or a company interstance, to where the baud exchange rate is lessened, it seems that some of these super fast laminations of how wonderful the system is supposed to be, start to come apart.

The company that had devised Win Vista, it seems has no conscious, as they after all are functioning as a company.
It might be that next week this company produced large street waling robots, that develop the anomaly of picking up people and devouring them?

The fix for Win Vista, is simple.

At the core of some strategic points on the construction of the motherboard, there must be inserts of crystals that are large.
What these crystals do, is act as matrices for collection awareness of what the system itself is.

I know that some of you are laughing at this point, throwing your shoe and bedroom slippers at your computer screen by now; however this estimation of the fix, is by and large correct.

The is a foundance violation within the construction of Windows Vista and it reads thistly> That any construction within a standard pattern of electronics design, with reference to board function, when a new multi-dynamic element of overcapacity has been added, then so must the capacities also evolve, of that particular board}!

I’m sorry, throw the other shoes if you must. If this creature is allowed to exist, mark my words, it will begin to attack other operating systems as well as computers that are non-like-it.

Thank you