New Windows Out

Gehn

12th November 2007 - 08:18 PM

Warning: There are a few minor swears and vulgarities in the following post. Please, do not continue reading if you will be offended by this.

Also, the following is a joke. Offence is meant to Microsoft, but not to any Australians frequenting the Forums.

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So, here it is. Windows for Australians.

A quote from Microsoft's new ad campaign for this new product:

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Microsoft wants to help YOU Australians.

Don't be forced to use confusing American software apps!

Stay away from Windows Vista and its confusing new system.

Stay with the tried and true blue oldie cobber.

We have just finished making a version of the best selling program for our antipodean cousins. Cop some of these choice new features with more grunt than a yabbie pump!

Windaz is pretty much the same as Windows 98, but with a few changes in the names of applications, general language, and icons.

Now, having tried out and tested this product, I'll explain a few of the changes:

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Now, the best thing is, if you buy it, you get a free guide to Australia!

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All the best,
Gehn

Sapo

12th November 2007 - 09:04 PM

Damn, and I had hopes. Oz got nothing against *nix, eh? Maybe...

hardlines

26th November 2007 - 10:16 AM

nice

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