To all:
Consider the following with me, if you will...
If you click on Bringer-of-Light's username and then click on "Find all posts from this member", then you will notice the following:
From 8:26 p.m two days ago until 7:49 p.m. yesterday, an almost 23 1/2 hour timespan, BoL posted consistently except for an almost 4 hour period between 11:56 a.m. and 3:44 p.m. and another almost 4 hour period between 6:03 and 10:13. That's about 15 1/2 hours worth of posting in about a 23 1/2 hour timespan. Impossible, while maintaining a job and going to school? No. Improbable? You be the judge. It get's better...
From 11:15 p.m. yesterday until 11:49 p.m today(and counting), a little more than a 24 hour timespan, BoL posted consistently except for an almost 5 hour timespan between 9:37 a.m. and 2:41 p.m. That's about 19 hours worth of posting in a 24 hour timespan.
Put the two days together and does this seem likely?
Add to this all of the ridiculous things that BoL has said/done in such a short period of time:
Professing to be a Christian while choosing a moniker that means "Lucifer"...
Suggesting that Cain had sexual relations with an ape and started some sort of line of half-breeds...
Belief of digging into hell and hearing the screams of the damned...
Thinking that "making sandwiches" was "some sort of new-age lingo"...
Arguing against heliocentricity...
Siding with dad1 and iseason(the biggest giveaway, as far as I'm concerned)...
I'm too tired to remember the rest, but you can fill in the blanks.
What am I suggesting?
Only what some others have already suggested...that another sock puppet(probably a "group effort") is in our midst.
If not, GOD HELP US...and even the atheists said "AMEN!"
Take care.
No, I believe this piece of toss is for real - I blame you spewguy for encouraging these idiots to post in the 1st place. 
Come on Deila...newguy here may be a first-class whiner, but he's not to blame for the likes of dad1 and co.
He is, however, to blame for the sharp pain in my ribs after reading the OP.
He is, however, to blame for the sharp pain in my ribs after reading the OP.
QUOTE (TheDoc+Jun 28 2008, 03:33 AM)
Come on Deila...newguy here may be a first-class whiner, but he's not to blame for the likes of dad1 and co.
He is, however, to blame for the sharp pain in my ribs after reading the OP.
I disagree, he shouldn't of blabbed about Jeremy and Evans, without realizing that in doing so would no-doubt bolster the twisted delusions of the loony brigade.
So much so - we now have the git B-o-L.
Spewguy's going to -25 minimum for his stupid mistake.
He is, however, to blame for the sharp pain in my ribs after reading the OP.
I disagree, he shouldn't of blabbed about Jeremy and Evans, without realizing that in doing so would no-doubt bolster the twisted delusions of the loony brigade.
So much so - we now have the git B-o-L.
Spewguy's going to -25 minimum for his stupid mistake.
you know, the whole comedy on the forum is getting a bit confusing.
I cannot tell prank from joke, or mockery from genuine
I appreciate a good joke, but I think your comedy has to be a bit different on a frum.
The fun of a joke is making others laugh, but it is lost when people can't tell when your joking.
The fun of a prank is the tricking a person, but a prank loses some appeal when the other person never realizes the gag. At least for me. The guys who pull the Bigfoot, Loch Ness and crop circle pranks are similar in breed to our forum tricksters. Not saying they are wrong, I just can't appreciate the humor.
I cannot tell prank from joke, or mockery from genuine
I appreciate a good joke, but I think your comedy has to be a bit different on a frum.
The fun of a joke is making others laugh, but it is lost when people can't tell when your joking.
The fun of a prank is the tricking a person, but a prank loses some appeal when the other person never realizes the gag. At least for me. The guys who pull the Bigfoot, Loch Ness and crop circle pranks are similar in breed to our forum tricksters. Not saying they are wrong, I just can't appreciate the humor.
newguy
BoL is a MESSENGER, SO-LOVE-ED by God, a real TRUTHSEEKER, don't ya' know.
Either that or he is a sockpuppet agent provocateur, trying to make all Christians look stupid(and not all are).
Grumpy
BoL is a MESSENGER, SO-LOVE-ED by God, a real TRUTHSEEKER, don't ya' know.
Either that or he is a sockpuppet agent provocateur, trying to make all Christians look stupid(and not all are).
Grumpy
Grumpy: My sentiments...EXACTLY! Have a good one.
Newguy - thanks for so closely monitoring my posts. I'm touched.
I love the way that you hypocrites assume that anone who has a different opinion than the dominate one accepted by science must be joking. What was that you keep saying about openmindedness?
I love the way that you hypocrites assume that anone who has a different opinion than the dominate one accepted by science must be joking. What was that you keep saying about openmindedness?
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+)
I'm touched.
BoL: On this point, we agree.
BoL: On this point, we agree.
You might be the biggest hypocrite on this forum newguy. You are acting like I have said something terrible to you and you haven't even taken part in any discussions with me other than to ask some pointless personal questions. Why are you fascinated with me? Is this all meant to get people to overlook the filth that you continually spew towards some of the other posters here?
All you have done since I arrived is spew filth at people and ask me personal questions. You have issues. I have tried to reach out to you because I thought that you decent after you defended my decision to homeschool my son (I ignored your nastiness in the creation/evolution board).
All you have done since I arrived is spew filth at people and ask me personal questions. You have issues. I have tried to reach out to you because I thought that you decent after you defended my decision to homeschool my son (I ignored your nastiness in the creation/evolution board).
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 01:30 PM)
I thought that you decent after you defended my decision to homeschool my son.
- poor little bugger! - you should be reported for child abuse!
- poor little bugger! - you should be reported for child abuse!
Although I can't imagine that BoL can be anything other than a sock puppet, I'll clarify something...
QUOTE (BoL+)
I have tried to reach out to you because I thought that you decent after you defended my decision to homeschool my son...
Although, IN DEFENSE OF HOMESCHOOLING, I suggested that gmilam research how well homeschooled children fare, I DID NOT DEFEND YOUR DECISION TO DO SO. This should have been obvious the first time around, but here it is, again:
Although, IN DEFENSE OF HOMESCHOOLING, I suggested that gmilam research how well homeschooled children fare, I DID NOT DEFEND YOUR DECISION TO DO SO. This should have been obvious the first time around, but here it is, again:
QUOTE (newguy+)
gmilam: Now, now...
I'm not defending BoL, but you might want to research how well homeschooled children fare before making light of it...
Just for the record.
I'm not defending BoL, but you might want to research how well homeschooled children fare before making light of it...
Just for the record.
I can't imagine you being anything other than a sockpuppet. If you are even religious you are probably of some off base denomination like pentacostal or holiness. You might even be a jehovas witness.
Bringer-of-Light,
What denomination are you
Just curious
What denomination are you
Just curious
QUOTE (BoL+)
If you are even religious you are probably of some off base denomination like pentacoatal or holiness.
BoL: "Pentacoatal"? Even if I did have five coats, what would that matter? You've provided enough amusement for one day...I've got a graduation party to attend out of state.
BoL: "Pentacoatal"? Even if I did have five coats, what would that matter? You've provided enough amusement for one day...I've got a graduation party to attend out of state.
Pnelson - I am a Southern Baptist.
Newguy - Good job making an @ss of yourself. Criticizing a spelling error rather than replying to my post. You should be amused at how easy it was to pick you out for the fraud that you are. Why are you keeping your denomination secret? There must be a reason.
Newguy - Good job making an @ss of yourself. Criticizing a spelling error rather than replying to my post. You should be amused at how easy it was to pick you out for the fraud that you are. Why are you keeping your denomination secret? There must be a reason.
Well, since my wife is not ready to go...
BoL: As many forum members already know, I don't belong to any denomination. So much for your "reason"... Anyhow, since you brought up the topic, how about a brief summation of where, let's say, Pentecostals are "off base"?
BoL: As many forum members already know, I don't belong to any denomination. So much for your "reason"... Anyhow, since you brought up the topic, how about a brief summation of where, let's say, Pentecostals are "off base"?
They dance around during services and speak in tounges and you want me to tell you why they are off base? Is this a joke.
You are nondenominational eh? I guess you couldn't find a denomination that allowed you the freedom you were looking for. What freedom was that? are you a fair weather Christian that only applies the parts of scripture that you like to your life or are you one of those radicals who doesn't believe in modern medicine and the like?
You are nondenominational eh? I guess you couldn't find a denomination that allowed you the freedom you were looking for. What freedom was that? are you a fair weather Christian that only applies the parts of scripture that you like to your life or are you one of those radicals who doesn't believe in modern medicine and the like?
You tell me...I'm quite certain that you know plenty about me already. Why the charade?
Charade? I am a legitimate Christian and I have been baptised so. Why don't you answer my questions? I have answered yours even to the point of giving you off topic PERSONAL information. You are a hypocrite.
BoL: That's not the "charade"(I'll save that one for another day) that I was referring to. I was referring to how you pretend not to know anything about me. Care to comment on that?
I know too much about you. Your posts read like a book of lies. You are a fraud. Either admit that you aren't a legitimate Christian or admit what you stand for.
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 04:14 PM)
I know too much about you. Your posts read like a book of lies. You are a fraud.
Wrong again twatbatter - he's just a hyper-sad retarded whingeing idiot!
Wrong again twatbatter - he's just a hyper-sad retarded whingeing idiot!
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 03:35 PM)
Pnelson - I am a Southern Baptist.
Son, you are going to burn for an eternity... all you southern baptists are going to.
BURN BURN BURN BURN
Y'all keep yer distance from this boy, I can already smell the ozone from the lighting bolt that is about to fry HIS A**..
Stand back boys, watch him shake and bake!
MM
Son, you are going to burn for an eternity... all you southern baptists are going to.
BURN BURN BURN BURN
Y'all keep yer distance from this boy, I can already smell the ozone from the lighting bolt that is about to fry HIS A**..
Stand back boys, watch him shake and bake!
MM
QUOTE (Masked Marauder+Jun 28 2008, 05:48 PM)
Stand back boys, watch him shake and bake!
MM
Marshmallows anyone?
MM
Marshmallows anyone?
QUOTE (Delia+Jun 28 2008, 05:55 PM)
Marshmallows anyone?
How about Brats and Burgers?
How about Brats and Burgers?
Why are you trying to turn everything into a joke at my expense. Its bad enough that there is a thread that that blatantly calls me an idiot and that this one calls me Lucifer. Why do you guys look down on me so? Since I started posting on this forum I have been insulted and called an idiot just because I don't accept scientific claims without question. Now you act as if I am in danger of hell? What good is this doing? This is foolishness.
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 06:21 PM)
Why are you trying to turn everything into a joke at my expense. Its bad enough that there is a thread that that blatantly calls me an idiot and that this one calls me Lucifer. Why do you guys look down on me so? Since I started posting on this forum I have been insulted and called an idiot just because I don't accept scientific claims without question. Now you act as if I am in danger of hell? What good is this doing? This is foolishness.
Bringer of Lite (beer)
It is because you make idiotic claims.. nothing like shagging an ape
It is because you judge and insult everyone here based on your biblical slant
Foolishness? Almost as good as yours... No one here wants to debate you, they would appreciate it if you would go find a nice southern baptist website, and post your rantings to your peers, as there they might be more appreciated for what they are...
AAAAaaaandddd it might reduce the flashpoint of the lightning bolt that is about to strike you to about 15 kilometers and reduce the potential of any of us getting caught in the fire shortly thereafter...
After all buddy....
You are going to BURN BURN BURN BURN!
and we atheists, (agnostics too) get to roast marshmallows, brats and burgers off of your smoking corpses...
MM
Bringer of Lite (beer)
It is because you make idiotic claims.. nothing like shagging an ape
It is because you judge and insult everyone here based on your biblical slant
Foolishness? Almost as good as yours... No one here wants to debate you, they would appreciate it if you would go find a nice southern baptist website, and post your rantings to your peers, as there they might be more appreciated for what they are...
AAAAaaaandddd it might reduce the flashpoint of the lightning bolt that is about to strike you to about 15 kilometers and reduce the potential of any of us getting caught in the fire shortly thereafter...
After all buddy....
You are going to BURN BURN BURN BURN!
and we atheists, (agnostics too) get to roast marshmallows, brats and burgers off of your smoking corpses...
MM
MMarauder I don't get where you are coming from. I have been nothing but civil to you. I discussed in the ape forum that reproduction with apes is something that happened long ago. I encourage you to read the thread again and take note of my in depth explanation of what the theory predicts and how apes could have gotten to their current forms.
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 07:01 PM)
MMarauder I don't get where you are coming from. I have been nothing but civil to you. I discussed in the ape forum that reproduction with apes is something that happened long ago. I encourage you to read the thread again and take note of my in depth explanation of what the theory predicts and how apes could have gotten to their current forms.
For the sake of all those here, I will repeat myself.
No one here wants to debate you, they would appreciate it if you would go find a nice southern baptist website, and post your rantings to your peers, as there they might be more appreciated for what they are...
We find your "objectivity" incredibly biased, without any support other than the bible or "goddidit". You insult everyone here, including myself, with your christian misconcpetion of how everyone but you is going to burn in hell unless they crawl in bed with JC and shag an ape.
Go find a nice southern baptist website, get up on your soapbox, and rant about your savior all you like. I prefer to read some fairly interesting views on science, not religion. This is not the board for your religious rants. or your feeble attempts to convert everyone here to your god...
In case you haven't noticed, most everyone here would be more than willing to send you packing with your bible stuffed... never mind.
MM
For the sake of all those here, I will repeat myself.
No one here wants to debate you, they would appreciate it if you would go find a nice southern baptist website, and post your rantings to your peers, as there they might be more appreciated for what they are...
We find your "objectivity" incredibly biased, without any support other than the bible or "goddidit". You insult everyone here, including myself, with your christian misconcpetion of how everyone but you is going to burn in hell unless they crawl in bed with JC and shag an ape.
Go find a nice southern baptist website, get up on your soapbox, and rant about your savior all you like. I prefer to read some fairly interesting views on science, not religion. This is not the board for your religious rants. or your feeble attempts to convert everyone here to your god...
In case you haven't noticed, most everyone here would be more than willing to send you packing with your bible stuffed... never mind.
MM
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 03:01 PM)
MMarauder I don't get where you are coming from. I have been nothing but civil to you. I discussed in the ape forum that reproduction with apes is something that happened long ago. I encourage you to read the thread again and take note of my in depth explanation of what the theory predicts and how apes could have gotten to their current forms.
Bringer-of-Light,
Where did you get such a silly idea
I know this not something promoted by Southern Baptists
Bringer-of-Light,
Where did you get such a silly idea
I know this not something promoted by Southern Baptists
Think about it pnelson. Cain gets sent to the land of nod where there are no people yet he somehow manages to find a wife. How else can you explain it? Have you read the theory? You should check it out but be sure to read the two or three further explanations that I give as the thread progresses.
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 07:28 PM)
Think about it pnelson. Cain gets sent to the land of nod where there are no people yet he somehow manages to find a wife. How else can you explain it? Have you read the theory? You should check it out but be sure to read the two or three further explanations that I give as the thread progresses.
Can you say old wives tale? story?
Here, let me help.
a piece of fiction that narrates a chain of related events
Bible - story of Cain and Abel... KEY WORD HERE "STORY"
made up bs passed on by generations until some "divinely inspired" idiot took it seriously.
Pretty easy explanation...
Or... "goddidit"
MM
Can you say old wives tale? story?
Here, let me help.
a piece of fiction that narrates a chain of related events
Bible - story of Cain and Abel... KEY WORD HERE "STORY"
made up bs passed on by generations until some "divinely inspired" idiot took it seriously.
Pretty easy explanation...
Or... "goddidit"
MM
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 03:28 PM)
Think about it pnelson. Cain gets sent to the land of nod where there are no people yet he somehow manages to find a wife. How else can you explain it? Have you read the theory? You should check it out but be sure to read the two or three further explanations that I give as the thread progresses.
So Cains prodigy were talking apes?
So when they were loaded onto the Ark were they man or ape
So Cains prodigy were talking apes?
So when they were loaded onto the Ark were they man or ape
Pnelson I would say that they were apes. If you remember Cain was not only sent to the land of nod but he was also stricken with a mark to signal his deeds. It is unclear what this mark was so we can't really know what shape he was in. His children though would have mixed and watered down the human part of themselves until speciation occurred I think. They probably mixed with other apes to the point that the apes of old disappeared and new species were all we had. This might explain the different apes in the fossil record. The apes along the way developed some sub species but the genes were ultimately killed off in favor of superior forms. That takes us right into the great apes of modern times.
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 04:10 PM)
Pnelson I would say that they were apes. If you remember Cain was not only sent to the land of nod but he was also stricken with a mark to signal his deeds. It is unclear what this mark was so we can't really know what shape he was in. His children though would have mixed and watered down the human part of themselves until speciation occurred I think. They probably mixed with other apes to the point that the apes of old disappeared and new species were all we had. This might explain the different apes in the fossil record. The apes along the way developed some sub species but the genes were ultimately killed off in favor of superior forms. That takes us right into the great apes of modern times.
Remember these descendants built cities and were technologically advanced for the time.
So there really was a planet of the apes?
Noah must have only taken the dumb ones
Remember these descendants built cities and were technologically advanced for the time.
So there really was a planet of the apes?
Noah must have only taken the dumb ones
Its possible that not all of them went the ape route. Some of them may have gone the human route.
QUOTE (Bringer-of-Light+Jun 28 2008, 04:56 PM)
Its possible that not all of them went the ape route. Some of them may have gone the human route.
So only the dumb apelike survived the flood
Or could we really be descended from apes
So only the dumb apelike survived the flood
Or could we really be descended from apes
I think some of them mixed into humanity but probably not enough to matter. Nimrod and co. were probably so deluded with humanity that the ape part was almost negligible.
Bringer-of-Light
I think that this exchange is a good example why Creation should not be taught in science class
Many of the speculations can get pretty silly
I think that this exchange is a good example why Creation should not be taught in science class
Many of the speculations can get pretty silly
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