Scientists will use LHC to obliterate the world in 2012 when the alien we know as god returns 6000 years after he created the Earth to tell us that the space is really a luminiferous aether and that the ultimate question about life, the universe and everything is "what number am I thinking of." This, of course, comes the day after the truth is revealed that 9/11 was planned because the World Trade Center had a vault containing the key evidence proving that the Moon landing was faked, by J. Edgar Hoover who hired Grigori Rasputin to kill John F. Kennedy from inside a UFO hovering above the Grassy Knoll.
QUOTE (flyingbuttressman+Oct 20 2011, 09:54 PM)
Scientists will use LHC to obliterate the world in 2012 when the alien we know as god returns 6000 years after he created the Earth to tell us that the space is really a luminiferous aether and that the ultimate question about life, the universe and everything is "what number am I thinking of." This, of course, comes the day after the truth is revealed that 9/11 was planned because the World Trade Center had a vault containing the key evidence proving that the Moon landing was faked, by J. Edgar Hoover who hired Grigori Rasputin to kill John F. Kennedy from inside a UFO hovering above the Grassy Knoll.
Where is your evidence you nutter?
Where is your evidence you nutter?
QUOTE (Robittybob1+Oct 20 2011, 05:57 PM)
Where is your evidence you nutter?
Can you disprove anything I just wrote?
Can you disprove anything I just wrote?
QUOTE (flyingbuttressman+Oct 20 2011, 09:57 PM)
Can you disprove anything I just wrote?
You must be right then. So publish your thesis and get it peer reviewed.
You must be right then. So publish your thesis and get it peer reviewed.
QUOTE (Robittybob1+Oct 20 2011, 06:09 PM)
You must be right then. So publish your thesis and get it peer reviewed.
Seriously, right? I swear I did a whole bunch of research on this. I Googled everything. Twice. No-one can come up with any valid reasons why it's not true, so it MUST be true, right?
Seriously, right? I swear I did a whole bunch of research on this. I Googled everything. Twice. No-one can come up with any valid reasons why it's not true, so it MUST be true, right?
Guys, you should know, I've literally put tens of minutes of research into this. The amount of stuff I know should totally earn me a PhD.
You hit the high points. However, I think you need to include unification of QM and GR, a claim that scientists are too knowledgeable/dogmatic to see the obvious, an assertion that maths isn't that important really, and a demand to be treated with respect while doing all this.
Edit: passed with minor corrections.
Edit: passed with minor corrections.
QUOTE (Kino+Oct 20 2011, 10:29 PM)
You hit the high points. However, I think you need to include unification of QM and GR, a claim that scientists are too knowledgeable/dogmatic to see the obvious, an assertion that maths isn't that important really, and a demand to be treated with respect while doing all this.
Edit: passed with minor corrections.
Well that's right and what about Gravity, have you included that!
Edit: passed with minor corrections.
Well that's right and what about Gravity, have you included that!
L 
L. You guys really tickle me.
L. You guys really tickle me.
QUOTE (flyingbuttressman+Oct 20 2011, 09:54 PM)
Scientists will use LHC to obliterate the world in 2012 when the alien we know as god returns 6000 years after he created the Earth to tell us that the space is really a luminiferous aether and that the ultimate question about life, the universe and everything is "what number am I thinking of." This, of course, comes the day after the truth is revealed that 9/11 was planned because the World Trade Center had a vault containing the key evidence proving that the Moon landing was faked, by J. Edgar Hoover who hired Grigori Rasputin to kill John F. Kennedy from inside a UFO hovering above the Grassy Knoll.
And we STILL won't know how magnets work
And we STILL won't know how magnets work
QUOTE (El_Machinae+Oct 22 2011, 02:40 PM)
And we STILL won't know how magnets work
The government does. The aliens told them and they use the technology in the stealth bomber.
The government does. The aliens told them and they use the technology in the stealth bomber.
QUOTE (Kino+Oct 22 2011, 03:26 PM)
The government does. The aliens told them and they use the technology in the stealth bomber.
Time to put on your tin foil hats!
Time to put on your tin foil hats!
Well, i guess since you have made a theory that you say can not be disproved than the next step is to ask why. Why will scientists destroy something they are working so hard to protect and figure out. Why would God ask anyone the number he is thinking of. why would the government fake something that took so much money and time to even get on the drawing board. why was Kennedy killed in such an elaborate fashion when anyone with those resources could have just made him disappear. motive matters.
QUOTE (jimdean+Oct 22 2011, 08:07 PM)
Well, i guess since you have made a theory that you say can not be disproved than the next step is to ask why. Why will scientists destroy something they are working so hard to protect and figure out. Why would God ask anyone the number he is thinking of. why would the government fake something that took so much money and time to even get on the drawing board. why was Kennedy killed in such an elaborate fashion when anyone with those resources could have just made him disappear. motive matters.
You have just killed the thread. Who allowed you to bring realism into it?
You have just killed the thread. Who allowed you to bring realism into it?
QUOTE (Robittybob1+Oct 22 2011, 04:25 PM)
You have just killed the thread. Who allowed you to bring realism into it?
I still haven't decided if you're a troll, or if you really are that clueless.
(hint: this thread is about you)
I still haven't decided if you're a troll, or if you really are that clueless.
(hint: this thread is about you)
QUOTE (flyingbuttressman+Oct 23 2011, 03:47 AM)
I still haven't decided if you're a troll, or if you really are that clueless.
(hint: this thread is about you)
I knew full well that you had started this thread as some sort of humour with Robittybob1 as the butt of the joke. So as I go along reading it, as long as it is funny of course I don't mind.
And you couldn't tell that? So the joke is on you!
(hint: this thread is about you)
I knew full well that you had started this thread as some sort of humour with Robittybob1 as the butt of the joke. So as I go along reading it, as long as it is funny of course I don't mind.
And you couldn't tell that? So the joke is on you!
There are clearly cultural differences at work here.
To an English person a pleasant conversation is an end in itself - we have weather as a starter and may move on to discuss arthritis (weather dependant), the state of the nation or simply more weather.
Perhaps representatives of other cultures would like to comment at this point.
-C2
To an English person a pleasant conversation is an end in itself - we have weather as a starter and may move on to discuss arthritis (weather dependant), the state of the nation or simply more weather.
Perhaps representatives of other cultures would like to comment at this point.
-C2
QUOTE (Confused1+Oct 23 2011, 05:39 PM)
There are clearly cultural differences at work here.
To an English person a pleasant conversation is an end in itself - we have weather as a starter and may move on to discuss arthritis (weather dependant), the state of the nation or simply more weather.
Perhaps representatives of other cultures would like to comment at this point.
-C2
Was that like saying you are English? I was thinking would you like to be "the moderator".
Kiwis or New Zealanders are renown for making things out of nothing. We call it "No 8 Wire Technology", so we are resourceful.
To an English person a pleasant conversation is an end in itself - we have weather as a starter and may move on to discuss arthritis (weather dependant), the state of the nation or simply more weather.
Perhaps representatives of other cultures would like to comment at this point.
-C2
Was that like saying you are English? I was thinking would you like to be "the moderator".
Kiwis or New Zealanders are renown for making things out of nothing. We call it "No 8 Wire Technology", so we are resourceful.
I am English. We have a moderator. We might usefully use his apparent absence to demonstrate that the culture we represent has advanced beyond the level of the school playground, or not, as the case may be.
-C2
-C2
QUOTE (Confused1+Oct 23 2011, 07:36 PM)
I am English. We have a moderator. We might usefully use his apparent absence to demonstrate that the culture we represent has advanced beyond the level of the school playground, or not, as the case may be.
-C2
You could be the unofficial moderator till the moderator makes an appearance.
I am only going by what the others are saying that there is no active moderation. Your moderation would just be based on language skills to get us back into line.
-C2
You could be the unofficial moderator till the moderator makes an appearance.
I am only going by what the others are saying that there is no active moderation. Your moderation would just be based on language skills to get us back into line.
QUOTE (Confused1+Oct 23 2011, 05:39 PM)
There are clearly cultural differences at work here.
To an English person a pleasant conversation is an end in itself - we have weather as a starter and may move on to discuss arthritis (weather dependant), the state of the nation or simply more weather.
Perhaps representatives of other cultures would like to comment at this point.
-C2
The internet has it's own culture tending toward anarcgy.
To an English person a pleasant conversation is an end in itself - we have weather as a starter and may move on to discuss arthritis (weather dependant), the state of the nation or simply more weather.
Perhaps representatives of other cultures would like to comment at this point.
-C2
The internet has it's own culture tending toward anarcgy.
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I knew full well that you had started this thread as some sort of humour with Robittybob1 as the butt of the joke. So as I go along reading it, as long as it is funny of course I don't mind.
And you couldn't tell that? So the joke is on you!
Surely you jest!
And you couldn't tell that? So the joke is on you!
QUOTE (soundhertz+Oct 24 2011, 05:07 PM)
Surely you jest!
And you protest too much!
And you protest too much!
The soft high whir of the little gnat's wing shall hover near and about 
QUOTE (soundhertz+Oct 25 2011, 03:09 AM)
The soft high whir of the little gnat's wing shall hover near and about
Swat! It's stopped.
Swat! It's stopped.
Crank me up!
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