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Darren
27th December 2007 - 11:50 PM
Well hello there again,

Imagine a dimpled golf ball, the size of footie ball. This ball is busy resting on a table. When one roles it, it clicks into place like dice. Thee exact amount of dimples, on this large golf ball depend on how many dimples can fit on the size of the ball.

Fine measuring instruments can detect the decay of damped sine waves as the ball comes to rest. Now a small kid comes along with real smart idea, why not role the ball of the table and see what numbers come up? This is like stored potential releasing it's energy as kinetic energy, hey just like waterfall effect.

I assume ya all seen the shinning staring Jack Nicholson. right?

This ball roles down the stairs in a quantized manner, but alas, at the end of the day the ball comes to rest, and that has no cheating, right? as it was a smooth ball, right?. Okay, ya got me, it did have a few spherical harmonics on it, granted but they were just pictures to make the ball more pretty, right?

Wanna negotiate?
Please go ahead...
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Darren
28th December 2007 - 12:23 AM
OOops, I nearly forgot.... rolleyes.gif

Inside the footie golf ball is the integration of elastic bands(bundles as AN calls them), just to keep the ball rolling in a bouncy fashion, say like the rectified or modulus sinc function.

Cheers all
Darren
Sapo
28th December 2007 - 12:41 AM
QUOTE (Darren+Dec 27 2007, 06:50 PM)
Well hello there again,

Imagine a dimpled golf ball, the size of footie ball. This ball is busy resting on a table. When one roles it, it clicks into place like dice. Thee exact amount of dimples, on this large golf ball depend on how many dimples can fit on the size of the ball.

Fine measuring instruments can detect the decay of damped sine waves as the ball comes to rest. Now a small kid comes along with real smart idea, why not role the ball of the table and see what numbers come up? This is like stored potential releasing it's energy as kinetic energy, hey just like waterfall effect.

I assume ya all seen the shinning staring Jack Nicholson. right?

This ball roles down the stairs in a quantized manner, but alas, at the end of the day the ball comes to rest, and that has no cheating, right? as it was a smooth ball, right?. Okay, ya got me, it did have a few spherical harmonics on it, granted but they were just pictures to make the ball more pretty, right?

Wanna negotiate?
Please go ahead...
laugh.gif Darren wink.gif

You're OK, in a strange way. There is chaos in our roles, and your roll is one past 438?
Darren
28th December 2007 - 05:58 PM
QUOTE (Sapo+Dec 28 2007, 12:41 AM)
You're OK, in a strange way. There is chaos in our roles,  and your roll is one past 438?

Hi Sapo,

Yeah!, thanks for that. I was quite pissed off yesterday but now I've had a long sleep I feel much better. To tell you the truth though, I'm still very angry at Mr Britain.

He just doesn't want to learn. mad.gif mad.gif

My very best wishes to Sapo. wink.gif

Cheers
Darren
V-brane
29th December 2007 - 04:31 PM
Hi Darren,

What does your post have to do with Einstein-De Sitter universes?
AlphaNumeric
29th December 2007 - 04:50 PM
QUOTE (Darren+Dec 28 2007, 01:23 AM)
is the integration of elastic bands(bundles as AN calls them)

Err, what? Since when did 'integration' get used in such a sentence construction? And why do you think I'd use the word 'bundles' instead. Firstly, it would be 'bundle' and secondly, I generally only use the word 'bundle' to refer to those involving fibres.

And as asked, what's this got to do with a de Sitter universe?
Darren
29th December 2007 - 05:42 PM
QUOTE (AlphaNumeric+Dec 29 2007, 04:50 PM)
Err, what? Since when did 'integration' get used in such a sentence construction? And why do you think I'd use the word 'bundles' instead. Firstly, it would be 'bundle' and secondly, I generally only use the word 'bundle' to refer to those involving fibres.


Hi AN,

If one takes a constant and then performs integration on it, you are left with equation which is slightly more complex than the original constant. So, lets integrate again and again, the polynomial grows in order and in complexity.

Now, if you don't mind me saying it, a ball of wool or string is more complex than say if we unraveled it, I mean, how would wool knitters carry on if the wool was purchased as long lengths rather than bundles?

QUOTE (AlphaNumeric+Dec 29 2007, 04:50 PM)

And as asked, what's this got to do with a de Sitter universe?


Well, first of all, have you seen the film THE SHINNING? kinetic energy is released in the form of a ball bouncing down the stairs, but then it comes rest. So can our universe keep on bouncing down the stairs or up the stairs depending which way ya wanna go?

If so, what are thoughts regarding how the universe got going?
We have a BIG BANG-starts of simple and builds ever more complex states, how will it end? Lets pretend, we both have eternal life. biggrin.gif

Oh, and AN, I hope you didn't take offence at my anger at Mr Britain, that does not imply you personally, okay? I'm after much bigger fish.

Cheers
Darren
Darren
29th December 2007 - 08:02 PM
Hey, AN

Thanks for flowers, I ain't psychotic yet,eh?

The thing is, us mental cases get so called voices in our heads, but now I'm logical guy and I like to play games with my voices, no,no not chess, chess isn't a game man, it has well defined outcome. Try snakes 'n ladders instead.
Hell, I even know how to make self learning noughts and crosses machine out match boxes and 9 coloured balls in each coded match box.

When I do get nasty voices in my head which challenge my logic, I simply say... if you are a real voice then go ahead and email me. Ya know what, the little $hit behaves himself.

Hey, don't steal Alpha's money next time, eH? Oh, he's gay(I think)....I seem to recall you expressed utter hatred for Gay's and Lesbians? ohmy.gif

And another thing, last night I was innocently inquiring into MR Schroedingers equation and all my instruments went hay wire, fortunately I've got backup, heck, I'm a world Socialist, right? It's high time your post doc stopped spoon feeding you and started you on solids. laugh.gif

Cheers
Darren
AlphaNumeric
29th December 2007 - 08:47 PM
QUOTE (Darren+Dec 29 2007, 06:42 PM)
If one takes a constant and then performs integration on it, you are left with equation which is slightly more complex than the original constant. So, lets integrate again and  again, the polynomial grows in order and in complexity.

It doesn't grow in very much complexity. An order n polynomial is defined by n+1 numbers. Not that that really follows on from what you said. Nor do I see how that related to me or anything to do with bundles or my usage of the word.
QUOTE (Darren+Dec 29 2007, 06:42 PM)
Well, first of all, have you seen the film THE SHINNING?.
No.
QUOTE (Darren+Dec 29 2007, 06:42 PM)
Oh, and AN, I hope you didn't take offence at my anger at Mr Britain, that does not imply you personally, okay? I'm after much bigger fish.
What are you talking about?
QUOTE (Darren+Dec 29 2007, 06:42 PM)
The thing is, us mental cases get so called voices in our heads, but now I'm logical guy and I like to play games with my voices, no,no not chess, chess isn't a game man, it has well defined outcome. Try snakes 'n ladders instead.
Hell, I even know how to make self learning noughts and crosses machine out match boxes and 9 coloured balls in each coded match box.
Have you been drinking?
QUOTE (Darren+Dec 29 2007, 06:42 PM)
Oh, he's gay(I think)....I seem to recall you expressed utter hatred for Gay's and Lesbians?
I have no idea about Alpha's sexual orientation and it's none of my business anyway. Further more, I have never expressed my views on homosexuals, so this seems to be another case of you 'recalling' something I've never actually said.

And for the record, I have absolutely no problem with gays, male or female. I have several gay friends. It's my experience that whose who are most ardent/vocal in their dislike of such people are those who are trying to hide something.
QUOTE (Darren+Dec 29 2007, 06:42 PM)
And another thing, last night I was innocently inquiring into MR Schroedingers equation and all my instruments went hay wire, fortunately I've got backup, heck, I'm a world Socialist, right? It's high time your post doc stopped spoon feeding you and started you on solids. 
You should discuss a lithium carbonate perscription with your doctor.
Darren
29th December 2007 - 11:48 PM
QUOTE (AlphaNumeric+Dec 29 2007, 08:47 PM)
It doesn't grow in very much complexity. An order n polynomial is defined by n+1 numbers. Not that that really follows on from what you said. Nor do I see how that related to me or anything to do with bundles or my usage of the word.
No.
What are you talking about?
Have you been drinking?
I have no idea about Alpha's sexual orientation and it's none of my business anyway. Further more, I have never expressed my views on homosexuals, so this seems to be another case of you 'recalling' something I've never actually said.

And for the record, I have absolutely no problem with gays, male or female. I have several gay friends. It's my experience that whose who are most ardent/vocal in their dislike of such people are those who are trying to hide something.
You should discuss a lithium carbonate perscription with your doctor.

Wosh, I've already come my pants with no woman present, your mine Baby,okay?

It seems we need some very very special instruction.Right now, I'm pissed as coot and I'm about to embark on one spliff(yeah!, just one). This is fantastic beyond my wildest dreams. But hell, there's alot at stake, right? English history, maths,physics,Hitler,Stalin,Uncle sam(no not wanker bush)

And hey, if I win, you neg. me right? as Fu_ck me game on I'm totally closed for words, but very excited. Hey, I'll even allow you to bring your dad in (Mr fluid flow expert and orifice plates(restrictions) with square law responses, in which I measure with a 3 plate differential capacitor and then I electronically extract the square root response and make it linear so Mr process Guy has a linear response on his ABB process computer. And then we move your dad on to consistency measurement, okay? Hey, don't worry, my dads a clever chemist. Also a full bloodied Socialist.

Where do you wanna go play, Maxwell equations, try crapping through the eye of needle, he had stomach cancer right? We have already discussed Mr Ampere's law right? You said we pull the noose to a point of no return, but hey what about Planck's triangle.

Don't forget, we are going to Mexico for a major physics conference soon, fly out before 7th because all flights are grounded after that date., hey we haven't discussed stakes yet? Lives, money, Ian Huntley or the Queen?

Wanna put them on table, my big man? as I like to play fair.

OOh I'm excited BUT I could be bluffing, what is the other man going to say?



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Darren
30th December 2007 - 04:14 AM
QUOTE (AlphaNumeric+Dec 29 2007, 08:47 PM)
It doesn't grow in very much complexity. An order n polynomial is defined by n+1 numbers. Not that that really follows on from what you said. Nor do I see how that related to me or anything to do with bundles or my usage of the word.
No.
What are you talking about?
Have you been drinking?
I have no idea about Alpha's sexual orientation and it's none of my business anyway. Further more, I have never expressed my views on homosexuals, so this seems to be another case of you 'recalling' something I've never actually said.

And for the record, I have absolutely no problem with gays, male or female. I have several gay friends. It's my experience that whose who are most ardent/vocal in their dislike of such people are those who are trying to hide something.
You should discuss a lithium carbonate perscription with your doctor.

Hell, and I mean the the true sense of the word, lets play hell?


I've already negoitiated a 'plan get clause', playing in mr Abo's land and he's willing to except a deal, cos life is good even in hell, hell Parkingson is already giving his two fingers to the crown, and ya know what?, so am I except the negoitiating table is there. Wanna, negoitiate? a settelment, but what the f_uck do we do with Ian Huntley? eH?

Cheers, oH by the way we aint playing games this time eH?

Say Cheese
Darren
Darren
30th December 2007 - 05:04 AM
QUOTE (AlphaNumeric+Dec 29 2007, 04:50 PM)
Err, what? Since when did 'integration' get used in such a sentence construction? And why do you think I'd use the word 'bundles' instead. Firstly, it would be 'bundle' and secondly, I generally only use the word 'bundle' to refer to those involving fibres.

And as asked, what's this got to do with a de Sitter universe?

Hey, An, don't tell me ya got no botlle, have ya been taking adice from Euler or something?, hey Ha tell ya what, you can cheat, yep i'm giving you the option ta cheat, ya can converse with Alistair Darling or Tony blair or even Alex Salmond.

Wanna Play?, hey the negoitiating door is always available at Darren's

Mr China got abit jerky when I decided to use his instruments, to invistagate Mr schroedinger. Hey, no hard feelings, guys.

My opoligies on the matter.

Hey come on AN, my dads asleep right now a little competition is healthy right now?, particularly for working classes, right?

You were saying about lithium based anti pyschotics?, lIke I say, I've got all my thoughts playing chess, right now?

Hey, next time Alpha tickles your throte with viruses(Highly impressive)?, I've given special instruction to Dallas to drop em with swatstiskca this time ?, no not three days in bed
try 12 weeks in bed.

Wanna play me?


Cheers
Darren
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