Did insults ever have class?

(USING NO FOUR LETTER WORDS)

“These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to four letter words, uttered by monosyllabic idiots, not to mention the same jerks, waving middle fingers.”

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A Member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

And many more at:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/When%20In...Had%20Class.htm

Let the above be a welcomed inspiration to all those who consider spouting insults in this Forum.

Insults are no problem - it´s just the ones you get here are so boring, repetitive and tiresome, not unlike their authors in fact.

One of my favourites.