I ban N O M, because I respect him dearly.
QUOTE (Aitrus+Mar 6 2008, 06:52 AM)
I ban N O M, because I respect him dearly.
I would grant him one positive to counter the earlier negative if he would answer one question: Young Noam, what do you see yourself as being when you grow up? A Physicist? A Mathematician? A Scientist? An Inventor? An Innovator improving technology? A technology designer?.
Because I'm see myself as an Inventor/Innovator/Advancer of technology I think I could improve. I understand enough about math to get by with the things I write about. And to Alphas bedazzlement I could honestly say that I would enjoy immersing myself in the types complex equation courses he conducts when i have a spell from bicep curling, At half a century old I could mince his naive 1st year students in the exams at the end of his year long course.
However young Nom, It's hard to see intellect beyond your offensive name calling and laughing out loud faces (
)
You seem like a puberty 14 menace from a bastardized school that would have bullied a 14y old alpha. Young Nom, What do you `want to~ be' thought of `being in this forum~with respect'?
When I wrote Alpha I meant Alphanumeric.
I would grant him one positive to counter the earlier negative if he would answer one question: Young Noam, what do you see yourself as being when you grow up? A Physicist? A Mathematician? A Scientist? An Inventor? An Innovator improving technology? A technology designer?.
Because I'm see myself as an Inventor/Innovator/Advancer of technology I think I could improve. I understand enough about math to get by with the things I write about. And to Alphas bedazzlement I could honestly say that I would enjoy immersing myself in the types complex equation courses he conducts when i have a spell from bicep curling, At half a century old I could mince his naive 1st year students in the exams at the end of his year long course.
However young Nom, It's hard to see intellect beyond your offensive name calling and laughing out loud faces (
)You seem like a puberty 14 menace from a bastardized school that would have bullied a 14y old alpha. Young Nom, What do you `want to~ be' thought of `being in this forum~with respect'?
When I wrote Alpha I meant Alphanumeric.
QUOTE (Aitrus+Mar 6 2008, 07:52 PM)
I ban N O M, because I respect him dearly.
I ban Aitrus for being previously banned from Physorg with the identities Einsteinear and Lord Vladimir
I ban Aitrus for being previously banned from Physorg with the identities Einsteinear and Lord Vladimir
I ban Trippy for being a hippie chemist and using Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle to justify not having a political stance!
I ban Ron for having the same name as a close relative of mine...... 
I ban Samantha Hildreth, because, in her mind, she is above us all.
I ban TheDoc because he hasn't told me what's up.
(Bugs Bunny reference..)
And because he has cold hands....
(Bugs Bunny reference..)
And because he has cold hands....
I ban BDW for beating me to the ban on TheDoc, who should be banned for not reading the entire thread!
I ban BDW for banning me.
I ban Sapo for thinking that I didn't read the rules.
I ban Farsight because he hasn't been in this thread yet.
I ban DavidD for getting AlphaNumeric another warning
And I ban AlphaNumeric for falling for DD's constant baiting.
I ban Sapo for thinking that I didn't read the rules.
I ban Farsight because he hasn't been in this thread yet.
I ban DavidD for getting AlphaNumeric another warning
And I ban AlphaNumeric for falling for DD's constant baiting.
Not such a newbie, after all, hm? 
And I ban Sapo for not getting a neg from Sammy
I ban Sapo for implying that I'm a sockpuppet (and potentially getting me banned for real in the process)
I ban paul h for inadvertently pointing out that I got a neg from Hildreth
I ban paul h for inadvertently pointing out that I got a neg from Hildreth
well I ban you back for thinking it would go un-noticed
I ban you for banning me because you thought I would think that you thought...er, uhm........
Okay! Start over. I ban paul h because I'm so confused I couldn't ban him on my first attempt.
Okay! Start over. I ban paul h because I'm so confused I couldn't ban him on my first attempt.
I ban Ron for forcing me to nasaly irrigate my keyboard.
I ban Trippy for not banning me first.
QUOTE (Trippy+Mar 6 2008, 06:26 PM)
I ban Ron for forcing me to nasaly irrigate my keyboard.
I ban Ron then for taking my job away from me
I ban Ron then for taking my job away from me
QUOTE (TheDoc+Mar 7 2008, 12:26 PM)
I ban Trippy for not banning me first.
I ban the Doc for failing to wear rabbit ears at all times,
Only after I Ban Paul H for no apparent reason.
I ban the Doc for failing to wear rabbit ears at all times,
Only after I Ban Paul H for no apparent reason.
I ban Trippy for calling me "the Doc" when, clearly, it is spelled "TheDoc".
I ban paul h for not banning me first.
I ban paul h for not banning me first.
FLAG ON THE PLAY:
Double banning just got you both banned.
Double banning just got you both banned.
I ban paul h for calling a flag on the play when only the thread starter can do so.
QUOTE (TheDoc+Mar 6 2008, 05:51 PM)
I ban Sapo for implying that I'm a sockpuppet (and potentially getting me banned for real in the process)
I ban paul h for inadvertently pointing out that I got a neg from Hildreth
Not my intent at all. I assumed you did as I did when I first started reading here. I lurked for about three months before Zephir enraged me. Besides, you have a positive from me to help offset the nastiness that Sammy Raver gave you...
Anyway, somebody ban me! I've got a place to go...
I ban paul h for inadvertently pointing out that I got a neg from Hildreth
Not my intent at all. I assumed you did as I did when I first started reading here. I lurked for about three months before Zephir enraged me. Besides, you have a positive from me to help offset the nastiness that Sammy Raver gave you...
Anyway, somebody ban me! I've got a place to go...
QUOTE (Sapo+)
I lurked for about three months before Zephir enraged me. Besides, you have a positive from me to help offset the nastiness that Sammy Raver gave you...
It was Hildreth that set me off. Thanks for the pos.
Sapo banned by request.
It was Hildreth that set me off. Thanks for the pos.
Sapo banned by request.
I Ban TheDoc for honoring Sapo's request.
And I ban Sapo for lurking.
And I ban Trippy, for the hell of it.And Finally, I ban myself; For banning multiple people.
And I ban Sapo for lurking.
And I ban Trippy, for the hell of it.And Finally, I ban myself; For banning multiple people.
I ban BigDumbWeirdo for being a big dumb weirdo.... Didn't see that coming did ya'??? 
I ban Cq27 for banning BDW before I could.
I ban Trippy because I want to ban him twice.
I ban Trippy because I want to ban him twice.
I ban TheDoc for being one of the boys in the ban.
I ban Arthur for being, as Sapo said, too smart.
I ban the world so I can take over the world.
I ban ~GOD~ so I can take over the universe!
I ban the world so I can take over the world.
I ban ~GOD~ so I can take over the universe!
QUOTE (TheDoc+Mar 7 2008, 04:10 AM)
I ban Arthur for being, as Sapo said, too smart.
I ban the world so I can take over the world.
I ban ~GOD~ so I can take over the universe!
I ban TheDoc, because I don't know whose sockpuppet he is.
I ban myself, if I am mistaken about TheDoc being a sockpuppet.
I ban the world so I can take over the world.
I ban ~GOD~ so I can take over the universe!
I ban TheDoc, because I don't know whose sockpuppet he is.
I ban myself, if I am mistaken about TheDoc being a sockpuppet.
I ban <Max> for not knowing whose sockpuppet TheDoc is.
Hint: Read his signature.
Edit: I know whose sockpuppet you are too, particularly after you made it clear by posting links to those 2 images.
Hint: Read his signature.
Edit: I know whose sockpuppet you are too, particularly after you made it clear by posting links to those 2 images.
QUOTE (vkamath+)
Edit: I know whose sockpuppet you are too, particularly after you made it clear by posting links to those 2 images.
?????
?????
I ban myself for goofing up.
No hard feelings Tripmeister.
Just for that though, I'm gonna have to ban you
Just for that though, I'm gonna have to ban you
I ban TheDoc (1st time) for posting 5 question signs instead of 7, and also because I still don't know whose sockpuppet he is, despite vkamath's hint.
I ban vkamath for knowing that I am a sockpuppet of......Zephir!
I don't ban Trippy and TheDoc (2nd time) for the sake of breaking the rules.
I ban vkamath for knowing that I am a sockpuppet of......Zephir!
I don't ban Trippy and TheDoc (2nd time) for the sake of breaking the rules.
QUOTE (Trippy+Mar 6 2008, 06:41 PM)
I ban Aitrus for being previously banned from Physorg with the identities Einsteinear and Lord Vladimir
What are you talking about?
Who is Einstienear and Lord Vladimir?
I have never been banned before.
What are you talking about?
Who is Einstienear and Lord Vladimir?
I have never been banned before.
I ban Aitrus because I'm too dumb to find his posting history
I ban Thedoc for being too dumb.
I ban Lord Cayden for being too dumb to spell my name correctly.
I ban Aitrus for lying about his identity.
I ban thedoc for no good reason.
I ban thedoc for no good reason.
Well look who's hanging out to dry, again.
"Gunner, Sabot, Trippy." 'Identified!' (Best hold on, Trip. A Sabot round is a depleted uranium tipped, 105 or 120mm Heavy armor anti-tank round)'Lase' (up)
"Range 1200" 'Range 1200' "Fire" 'On the way!' BOOM!
"Target, seize fire, Target seize fire"
You have been banned.
"Gunner, Sabot, Trippy." 'Identified!' (Best hold on, Trip. A Sabot round is a depleted uranium tipped, 105 or 120mm Heavy armor anti-tank round)'Lase' (up)
"Range 1200" 'Range 1200' "Fire" 'On the way!' BOOM!
"Target, seize fire, Target seize fire"
You have been banned.
I ban Ron
POOF
Ron Gone
POOF
Ron Gone
I ban the elderly Arthur 
for daring to try to bring magic into a physic forum.
"POOF" indeed!
for daring to try to bring magic into a physic forum. "POOF" indeed!
I ban GeneSplicer for thinking that Arthur was the first to bring magic.
I ban GeneSplicer forthinking saying that Arthur was the first to dare to try to bring magic.
I ban GeneSplicer for
I ban Sapo for thinking I said I banned Arhtur for being the first to bring magic into the forum.
Well, I ban you again, then. So there! I should edit my post, maybe drop a letter or two...
Payback's a bit##.
See ya.
See ya.
I ban Trippy for not getting my name correct either!
I ban TheDoc for being so narcissistic. Eww, it’s all about you isn’t it?!
I ban GeneSplicer (the fetus) for bringing SHEEP into this thread.
I am NOT banning Arthur because that was pretty friggin witty.
Look Ron it's no fun banning people (except the Samster) It's a dirty job But somebody has to do it. So if you won't do your job I will ban you and find someone that can do the job.
I ban paul h, not for his articulate RANT, but because while doing so he failed to actually BAN anyone.
I ban Arthur for thinking I'm narcissistic.
I ban TheDoc for banning Arthur for calling him narcissistic when it was I, or should that be (I), who called him narcissistic.
I ban GeneSplicer because his computer has been hijacked by Robin Parsons 
I ban Genesplicer and TheDoc for causing Parsons flashbacks in unsuspecting thread visitors.
I ban vkamath for pointing that out.
I ban TheDoc because he has obviously become part of the U.S./Canadian conspiracy against the revolutionary gravity experts, people with the psychic ability to “feeeeeeeeel” others from afar and who defend children form the iky fantasies of Canadian child molesters.
I ban vkamath for blaming his Parson flashbacks on me and TheDoc rather than all the illegal drugs he has consumed.
I ban vkamath for blaming his Parson flashbacks on me and TheDoc rather than all the illegal drugs he has consumed.
I ban GeneSplicer when he is so obviously a part of the conspiracy against Mr. Robin Parsons.
I ban TheDoc for insulting me. How dare you sir. I am not part of the conspiracy against Mr. Robin Parsons, I AM the conspiracy again Mr. Robin Parsons! (Now where did I put that Dr. Evil emoticon?)
I ban GeneSplicer because if I don't Robin will get mad at me
I ban GeneSplicer for calling the Chamomile tea I consumed an illegal drug.
I ban vkamath for consuming chamomile tea.
Real men drink Earl Grey.
Hot.
Real men drink Earl Grey.
Hot.
I ban vkamath for failing to mention the LSD laced sugar cube used in the tea.
QUOTE (BigDumbWeirdo+Mar 7 2008, 08:22 PM)
I ban vkamath for consuming chamomile tea.
Real men drink Earl Grey.
Hot.
LMAO. I ban someone for something...I don't care.
Real men drink Earl Grey.
Hot.
LMAO. I ban someone for something...I don't care.
QUOTE (BigDumbWeirdo+Mar 7 2008, 04:22 PM)
I ban vkamath for consuming chamomile tea.
Real men drink Earl Grey.
Hot.
I ban BDW. Real men don’t drink tea. Real men drink Irish coffee....without the coffee.
Real men drink Earl Grey.
Hot.
I ban BDW. Real men don’t drink tea. Real men drink Irish coffee....without the coffee.
I ban GeneSplicer for not sharing the sugar cube with all of us. And for not knowing where to find the evil emoticon! (Sapo's joint has it!)
I ban "THEY" for at one time conspiring to bring down the Forum Mafia
I ban The Doc for claiming I conspired to bring the forum mafia down. I love the forum mafia! 
I just wish you guys would quit feeding the trolls, and start sharing the love! Heck, for that matter, I have fought lethal battles with trolls side by side with the FM. I just do it NICELY. <insert gagging noises here> (or maniacal laughter, your pick)
I just wish you guys would quit feeding the trolls, and start sharing the love! Heck, for that matter, I have fought lethal battles with trolls side by side with the FM. I just do it NICELY. <insert gagging noises here> (or maniacal laughter, your pick)
I ban everyone for not picking up on my Star Trek reference.
Additionally, I bad GeneSplicer for not realizing the truth of the matter:
Real real men drink honey mead and wine, in toast to their fellow einherjar as they await their chance to die their final, most glorious death; Fighting alongside the Ćsir in Ragnarök.
Additionally, I bad GeneSplicer for not realizing the truth of the matter:
Real real men drink honey mead and wine, in toast to their fellow einherjar as they await their chance to die their final, most glorious death; Fighting alongside the Ćsir in Ragnarök.
I ban BigDumbWerido for assuming that people pick on his Star Trek references, his einherjars and Ragnaröks.
I ban vkamath for not realizing that RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
I ban vkamath for assuming I assume people pick on my einherjars and Ragnarök.
(Nobody wants to piss off a drunk viking!)
Edit: DAMN YOU ARTHUR! Don't sneak in on me like that. I ban you for being sly and stealing my ban!
(Nobody wants to piss off a drunk viking!)
Edit: DAMN YOU ARTHUR! Don't sneak in on me like that. I ban you for being sly and stealing my ban!
I ban BDW for not knowing the differance between a drunk viking and a drunk vulcan
I ban BDW for not realizing that pissing OFF a drunk viking is not nearly so bad as pissing ON a drunk viking.
QUOTE (paul h+Mar 7 2008, 04:46 PM)
I ban BDW for not knowing the differance between a drunk viking and a drunk vulcan
I ban Arthur for assuming I don't know the difference.
One has incredible mental capacity, even when drunk.
The other's a vulcan.
Can you tell I'm norwegian?
I ban Arthur for assuming I don't know the difference.
One has incredible mental capacity, even when drunk.
The other's a vulcan.
Can you tell I'm norwegian?
I ban BDW for screwing up and banning the Artster instead of me for that remark.
I ban Paul for daring to point out my errors.
Grrrrrrrr
Grrrrrrrr
I ban BigDumbWeirdo for changing his title to "Cereal Rapist" while "Deranged Cult Leader" was far funnier.
I ban vkamath for not thinking that making Count Chokula my prison b*tch is funny.
I laugh just thinking about it...
I got ya lucky chahms right 'ere!
I laugh just thinking about it...I got ya lucky chahms right 'ere!
I ban BDW for Count Chocula references.
I ban vkamath cause I'm about to change my title again...
QUOTE (adoucette+Mar 7 2008, 01:59 PM)
I ban BDW for not realizing that pissing OFF a drunk viking is not nearly so bad as pissing ON a drunk viking.
I dunno about that, it depends on how drunk he is. he could be drunk enough to think he pissed on himself......
I dunno about that, it depends on how drunk he is. he could be drunk enough to think he pissed on himself......
I ban BDW for caving in and taking the Samster's name from his signature list.
(unless her lawyer's did reach you that is)
(unless her lawyer's did reach you that is)
I ban Paul for not realizing I forgot to add her name in the first place.
Thanks for the reminder, BTW!
Thanks for the reminder, BTW!
OOOPS my bad that was NOM that the lawyers were to attack
I ban myself and apologize to BDW
Edit: you snunk that on in while I was typing.
I ban myself and apologize to BDW
Edit: you snunk that on in while I was typing.
I ban Paul for apologizing.
That's not in the spirit of this board!
You're suppose to claim to have proof that I had her name there at one point, but refuse to show it!
That's not in the spirit of this board!
You're suppose to claim to have proof that I had her name there at one point, but refuse to show it!
I ban paul h for using SNUNK as a verb.
(just try to conjugate Snunk)
(just try to conjugate Snunk)
Should it have been Sneaked
I ban Arthur for sounding like my english teacher
(You know the one who's class I failed)
I ban Arthur for sounding like my english teacher
(You know the one who's class I failed)
QUOTE (adoucette+Mar 7 2008, 04:59 PM)
I ban BDW for not realizing that pissing OFF a drunk viking is not nearly so bad as pissing ON a drunk viking.
Arthur. You owe me a keyboard.
Edit: For God's sake, man, I had to take a twenty minute break from the soaps! Have mercy! Seriously.
Arthur. You owe me a keyboard.
Edit: For God's sake, man, I had to take a twenty minute break from the soaps! Have mercy! Seriously.
I ban Sapo for DWP (Drinking while Posting)
I ban Arthur for coming up with clever acronyms.
I ban TehDoc for font abuse.
I ban Trippy for getting my name wrong....
AGAIN!!!!
AGAIN!!!!
I ban The Doc for using BIG RED LETTERS!
as if you had an attitude problem.
as if you had an attitude problem.
I ban "THEY" for thinking that BIG is BIG
I ban arthur for thinking a bigger big is better and for losing his advanced member.
QUOTE (tikay+Mar 7 2008, 09:49 PM)
I ban arthur for thinking a bigger big is better and for losing his advanced member.
I ban you because this is my first chance to! (Please bring avocados, Max will bring caviar, and I imagine someone will bring crackers... )
Never let your deal go down!
Edit: I'm so sorry you won't be able to come, but do come anytime, sweetheart! Chat is open now: I may not be there, but y'all can be.
I ban you because this is my first chance to! (Please bring avocados, Max will bring caviar, and I imagine someone will bring crackers...
)Never let your deal go down!
Edit: I'm so sorry you won't be able to come, but do come anytime, sweetheart! Chat is open now: I may not be there, but y'all can be.
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