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Sir Isaac Einstein
Hi everyone,
I'm a new member to this forum, and would appreciate some help
with regards to adding attachments etc...
These attachments would contain my drawings/notes etc...etc...
Unless I can do that, I'm affraid being a member of this forum, would be a
waste of time!
Thanks for your time,
Sir Isaac Einstein
Noumenon
So let me get this straight, ...you can make a "Real Perpetual Motion Machine", but adding attachments you can't figure out? blink.gif

Noumenon
You can upload photo's to http://photobucket.com/

....and then include the link in your posts.
Alaxir Zoa
Prove to me that you can make a real perpetual motion machine. Because frankly, I doubt that.

First question, what is your power source? We will go on from that.

Just because he is a genius doesn't mean that he can work a computer.(There are many real-life examples.)
Noumenon
So you start a crank thread and then respond to it as an interested crank?
light in the tunnel
Isn't the universe itself a perpetual-motion machine? . . . not that it matters - but what perpetual motion machine ever has?
flyingbuttressman
QUOTE (light in the tunnel+Sep 15 2009, 07:32 PM)
Isn't the universe itself a perpetual-motion machine? . . . not that it matters - but what perpetual motion machine ever has?

Dumber with every post.
Matador
QUOTE (light in the tunnel+Sep 15 2009, 11:32 PM)
Isn't the universe itself a perpetual-motion machine? . . . not that it matters - but what perpetual motion machine ever has?

I think i read somewhere "the universie is the ultimate free lunch"



edit: actually, when googling that phrase it comes up with a quite a few matches.
Does anyone know who coined that quote first?
Sir Isaac Einstein
I don't know if it's me or not, but I can't seem to upload my drawing/documents
to photobucket.com
In all honesty, why can't I upload these documents directly to THIS site?

Sir Isaac Einstein
Geoff Mollusc
QUOTE (Sir Isaac Einstein+Sep 19 2009, 03:24 AM)
In all honesty, why can't I upload these documents directly to THIS site?

Sir Isaac Einstein

Incredible cretinism seems the most likely cause.


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Sir Isaac Einstein
Actualy, I suffer from diptheria, hooping-cough and tetanus!

Sir Isaac Einstein
Beer w/Straw
Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!






I couldn't resist
Matador
Perhaps try using ImageShack.
Sir Isaac Einstein
Place Lisa and her machine, up dirtbox!

Sir Isaac Einstein
Sir Isaac Einstein
Thanks Matador,
I'll try using ImageShack.


Sir Isaac Einstein
Sir Isaac Einstein
Matador,
No joy I'm affraid ----- It won't let me use my psuedonym of
Sir Isaac Einstein.
And do me a favour everyone ----- don't judge a book by its cover!
Read the book first ----- and THEN judge the cover.

Sir Isaac Einstein

Sir Isaac Einstein
Hi Everbody,
After a lot of searching, I've found no 'files' site safe enough to place
my drawing/notes in to.
If you wish to, email me ,with your private email address, and I'll send them to
you as an attachment to MY email!
Sorry about all this.

Sir Isaac Einstein
rpenner
I don't think anyone wants to see the drawings to your benefit. I think your intended audience mostly wants you to demonstrate to a crowd of skeptics that it actually works as advertised.

Some want you to fail miserably in front of the same crowd of skeptics.

Some few also want the skeptics then to fall upon you in crazed zombie/vampire style and rip gobbets of your flesh out with their teeth and said persons are relatively unconcerned with your long term survival.

But the only people who want to see your drawings are the skeptics and the people who want to beat you to the patent office.
Sir Isaac Einstein
In that case, what is the point of ANY forum that promotes any kind of device
that helps Mankind?
Incidentaly, I give my design FREELY to anyone who can make use of it.
If the skeptics 'out there' are proved wrong ----- as I believe they will be, what
would be the point of them 'biting' me?
As far as the patent office is concerned ----- they'd all be better off, by taking
themselves into a quiet place somewhere, pulling their bottom lips over their
foreheads ----- and sucking!

Sir Isaac Einstein



P.S. Are YOU a skeptic?(RPENNER).
RobDegraves
QUOTE
Incidentaly, I give my design FREELY to anyone who can make use of it.


Incidentally... has anyone made use of your design? Any large factories running solely on it's power generation by any chance?

QUOTE (->
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Incidentaly, I give my design FREELY to anyone who can make use of it.


Incidentally... has anyone made use of your design? Any large factories running solely on it's power generation by any chance?

In that case, what is the point of ANY forum that promotes any kind of device
that helps Mankind?


What would be the point of ANY forum to promote a fake device that won't help anyone?

QUOTE
P.S. Are YOU a skeptic?(RPENNER).


I believe that Rpenner is in fact a vampire skeptic. Sciences, particularly those using computers and labs are the professions of choice for vampire skeptics as it keeps them out of the sun.

Good luck with the perpetual motion machine. Ironically, despite being an obvious crank and no one believing you, you don't seem to be able to stop.
Sir Isaac Einstein
Probably because I'm perpetualy 'on the move'!
I can assure you, old son, I'm no 'crank'.
Regarding rpenner; I bet he's affraid of silver bullets!

Sir Isaac Einstein
RobDegraves
I note you didn't answer my questions.

In any case...

QUOTE
I can assure you, old son, I'm no 'crank'.


Let's see...

You quack like a crank.
You waddle like a crank.
You lay eggs like a crank.

Are you sure you are not a crank?

Right now you are just ducking the questions.
Sir Isaac Einstein
I am so very sorry ----- I must be a crank!
What makes you think my device is a fake ----- have you seen it?
The answer of course, is, NO!
The only thing that is annoying me right now is, I must be a crank ----- I'm
talking to an idiot like you.

Sir Isaac Einstein
RobDegraves
QUOTE
What makes you think my device is a fake ----- have you seen it?



Hmmm... good question, let's see if I can determine that it's a fake sight unseen.

1.
QUOTE (->
QUOTE
What makes you think my device is a fake ----- have you seen it?



Hmmm... good question, let's see if I can determine that it's a fake sight unseen.

1. The law of conservation of energy states that the total amount of energy in a closed system remains constant. A consequence of this law is that energy cannot be created nor destroyed. The only thing that can happen with energy in a closed system is that it can change form, for instance kinetic energy can become thermal energy.

Albert Einstein's theory of relativity shows that energy can be converted to mass (rest mass) and mass converted to energy. Therefore, neither mass nor pure energy are conserved separately, as it was understood in pre-relativistic physics. Today, conservation of “energy” refers to the conservation of the total mass-energy, which includes energy of the rest mass. Therefore, in an isolated system, mass and "pure energy" can be converted to one another, but the total amount of energy (which includes the energy of the mass of the system) remains constant.

Another consequence of this law is that perpetual motion machines can only work perpetually if they deliver no energy to their surroundings. If such machines produce more energy than is put into them, they must lose mass and thus eventually disappear over perpetual time, and are therefore impossible.



If that law is overturned, I wonder why you have not published the results for peer review.

2. As pointed out before, you seem unable to post any concrete evidence of your machine despite claiming that you are smart enough to overturn all previous known science.

3. You have obviously not been able to interest anyone with either capital or brains since you are trolling a science forum and making claims without proof.




So... how am I doing so far?

Sinister Utopia
QUOTE (Sir Isaac Einstein+Sep 19 2009, 05:40 PM)
I am so very sorry ----- I must be a crank!


laugh.gif Apology accepted
Sir Isaac Einstein
Oh Boy,
Are you lot in for a shock!
I like the way you've all 'ganged up' on me ----- it just goes to prove that Im
totaly surrounded by IDIOTS!

Sir Isaac Einstein
flyingbuttressman
QUOTE (Sir Isaac Einstein+Sep 19 2009, 07:09 PM)
Oh Boy,
Are you lot in for a shock!
I like the way you've all 'ganged up' on me ----- it just goes to prove that Im
totaly surrounded by IDIOTS!

So says the person who thought that "Sir Isaac Einstein" was an appropriate screen name.
Sinister Utopia
QUOTE (Sir Isaac Einstein+Sep 19 2009, 11:09 PM)
Oh Boy,
Are you lot in for a shock!
I like the way you've all 'ganged up' on me ----- it just goes to prove that Im
totaly surrounded by IDIOTS!

Sir Isaac Einstein

Ok Einstein,

For what it's worth, I for one genuinely hope your device works. But forgive me if I am less than persuaded by your poor attempts at sharing the good news.

I am not interested in looking at designs for a machine that probably does not work. I will wait until you have bagged your Nobel Prize and turned Science on its head.

Internet websites are brimming over with similar claims. You can even purchase some, usually in kit form - and they never work or at least none so far.

So, I await my shock, though I doubt it will be powered by your Perpetual Motion Machine. biggrin.gif
Sir Isaac Einstein
FLYINGBUTTRESSMAN!

What a stupid name!

Sir Isaac Einstein (Good, ain't it?)
flyingbuttressman
QUOTE (Sir Isaac Einstein+Sep 19 2009, 09:44 PM)
FLYINGBUTTRESSMAN!

What a stupid name!

Sir Isaac Einstein (Good, ain't it?)

There's a word I want you to look up: Hubris.
Sir Isaac Einstein
Dear 'Sinister',
You say in one breath; I hope it works, and in another say; I
will not look at the design! Also, I don't sell, or buy 'kits' from the internet.
Everything is FREE!
If I'm offered a Nobel prize ----- I'd refuse it. Also, I'd refuse any Knighthood,
or any other honorary degree!
I think you just wanted to get your 10cents worth in!

Sir Isaac Einstein
Beer w/Straw
You must be a fake crank.

Refusing Knighthood but calling yourself "Sir"?
AlphaNumeric
QUOTE (Sir Isaac Einstein+Sep 19 2009, 04:10 PM)

After a lot of searching, I've found no 'files' site safe enough to place my drawing/notes in to.

Nowhere is 'safe' enough bt you're willing to post your pictures and work to a random website where none of the members give their real names and you don't know who they are?

What kind of stupid security is that?
Dr Fred A Wolf
QUOTE (Sir Isaac Einstein+Sep 20 2009, 01:59 AM)
If I'm offered a Nobel prize

Good heavens, they've really one for galloping retardation?


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NoCleverName
Well, Sir IA, you're obviously a troll but not really a very good one. Not quite stirring up the hornets nest you hoped. I'm just trying to figure out if we've seen you before under a different name. Who was that one who posted throwaway nothings to every thread?

Sir Isaac Einstein
I'm a mugwump ----- with hairs on!

Sir Isaac Einstein
Sinister Utopia
QUOTE
Dear 'Sinister',
                    You say in one breath;  I hope it works, and in another say;  I
will not look at the design!


In other words, good luck!

QUOTE (->
QUOTE
Dear 'Sinister',
                    You say in one breath;  I hope it works, and in another say;  I
will not look at the design!


In other words, good luck!

I think you just wanted to get your 10cents worth in!


Everything is FREE! wink.gif
Sir Isaac Einstein
Apparently, not everyone is a skeptic. Do you think they've been reading the
book, and not its cover?

Sir Isaac Einstein
KKris
Sir Isaac,

Do you want to try one of the following site?

http://www.largeimagehost.com

http://www.imageuploads.net
AlexG
QUOTE (Sir Isaac Einstein+Oct 6 2009, 09:31 AM)
Apparently, not everyone is a skeptic.

Ah, then you want believers, not thinkers.

idiot.
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