In the Land of Stodge and Lard everyone became constipated. Then, a young boy found a tree of figs and ran back to his village proclaiming his wonderful discovery of a cure.

However, the village elder came running out rather quickly and told the boy to be quiet. He added; "The figs just make the world mad, son. The old traditional method is best. Bend yourself over this tree stump and wait there while I fetch my gloves and Spikey Rod!"





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